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The Good Reverend Roger

#1185
June 22, 2012, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 22, 2012, 06:56:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-18549569

QuoteA psychic is facing jail after he was found guilty of duping young women into performing sex acts.

Karl Lang, 49, was convicted of 12 counts of causing women to engage in sexual activity without consent at Newport Crown Court.

Lang, of Newport, targeted two women in their 20s who sought him out in the belief he could contact dead relatives.

The judge said jail was inevitable. Lang, who denied the charges, will be sentenced at a later date.

The court heard that both women were encouraged to perform sex acts in front of him and pressed to act more and more outrageously as his influence increased.

One woman told the trial she was conned into acting like a "porn star" in the belief that it would boost her own spiritual powers.

I'm struggling to not mock all of the involved. Important lasting lessons hopefully learned all round. Unlikely, but today I'm feeling optimistic.

How is this even a crime?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1186
June 22, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
He TOOK ADVANTAGE of VULNERABLE WOMEN with an UNBALANCED MINDSET.

It LOOKS very much like a CRIME. He was OLD and they were YOUNG AND NAIVE. You have to PROTECT THE INNOCENT from the perils of FRAUDULENT PSYCHICS. 

This is besides the fact that when you consult with your spiritual leader over here, he should not be wanking.

Or something.

On a more personal level I'm now shitting myself as persuading women to remove clothes is now some sort of crime.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1187
June 22, 2012, 07:12:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 22, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
He TOOK ADVANTAGE of VULNERABLE WOMEN with an UNBALANCED MINDSET.

It LOOKS very much like a CRIME. He was OLD and they were YOUNG AND NAIVE. You have to PROTECT THE INNOCENT from the perils of FRAUDULENT PSYCHICS. 

This is besides the fact that when you consult with your spiritual leader over here, he should not be wanking.

Or something.

On a more personal level I'm now shitting myself as persuading women to remove clothes is now some sort of crime.

Also, MY stupidity is now YOUR prison sentence.

Ho ho ho!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1188
June 22, 2012, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 07:12:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 22, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
He TOOK ADVANTAGE of VULNERABLE WOMEN with an UNBALANCED MINDSET.

It LOOKS very much like a CRIME. He was OLD and they were YOUNG AND NAIVE. You have to PROTECT THE INNOCENT from the perils of FRAUDULENT PSYCHICS. 

This is besides the fact that when you consult with your spiritual leader over here, he should not be wanking.

Or something.

On a more personal level I'm now shitting myself as persuading women to remove clothes is now some sort of crime.

Also, MY stupidity is now YOUR prison sentence.

Ho ho ho!

Checkmate.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1189
June 22, 2012, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 22, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
This is besides the fact that when you consult with your spiritual leader over here, he should not be wanking.

Um.

Nobody consult with me this weekend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1190
June 22, 2012, 07:24:18 PM
Sorry, that was unclear.

He should not be wanking in front of you. Apparently.

They should be concentrating on getting the best possible photo and video records for youngdumbamateurpron.com

Show a man a naked woman, and he may wank for a day. Record the woman and he, and all his friends, will be able to beat it like a monkey on speed anytime you fancy 24/7.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1191
June 22, 2012, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 07:31:11 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 21, 2012, 05:08:37 AM
This story is more botany than politics, but still pretty mind-blowing.

Bestest troll in a long time.  :lulz:

I love how many people are taking it seriously.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1192
June 23, 2012, 09:22:22 AM
Uruguay is going to legalize weed, BUT:

1) For citizens only, no tourist coffeeshops or any of that

2) Citizens are allowed 40 joints a month and they'll be forced into rehab if they're caught with more

3) The GOVERNMENT ITSELF is going to be selling it to the citizens.

I don't know what the government in Uruguay is like, but if it's anything like the US government at all, the potential for ulterior motives is boggling.  :horrormirth:

http://www.smh.com.au/world/uruguay-to-legalise-and-control-sales-of-ECH's sentient chancre sores-20120622-20tjv.html
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

minuspace

#1193
June 23, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
Everyone knows that intention is instrumental mental for magic.  Desire can fuel intention, ergo.

Cain

#1194
June 23, 2012, 11:20:12 AM
Their government is one of the least corrupt and most economically developed in South America.

The problem is Uruguay is being used as a transit zone for drugs coming out of Brazil, and as an export-dependent economy, they don't like their country being used as a drop off point for drugs going into Europe. 

Now, they could crack down harder on the money-laundering aspect.  But then, they'd be going up against the banks and their strict privacy laws.  Or they could try and shut down the Brazilian border...except we're talking about a country with only 15,000 soldiers in total, and a military expenditure of 1.8%.

Legalization allows for the government to raise revenue to equip and train more police to deal with the ongoing violence, while at the same time reducing those group's own economic base.

Cain

#1195
June 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
Oh Christ, here we fucking go again.  Forget I said anything.

Forsooth

#1196
June 23, 2012, 03:07:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
Oh Christ, here we fucking go again.  Forget I said anything.

you know that you chuckled for a second after re-reading it

BabylonHoruv

#1197
June 23, 2012, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 22, 2012, 06:56:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-18549569

QuoteA psychic is facing jail after he was found guilty of duping young women into performing sex acts.

Karl Lang, 49, was convicted of 12 counts of causing women to engage in sexual activity without consent at Newport Crown Court.

Lang, of Newport, targeted two women in their 20s who sought him out in the belief he could contact dead relatives.

The judge said jail was inevitable. Lang, who denied the charges, will be sentenced at a later date.

The court heard that both women were encouraged to perform sex acts in front of him and pressed to act more and more outrageously as his influence increased.

One woman told the trial she was conned into acting like a "porn star" in the belief that it would boost her own spiritual powers.

I'm struggling to not mock all of the involved. Important lasting lessons hopefully learned all round. Unlikely, but today I'm feeling optimistic.

How is this even a crime?

He raped them with his mahjiqual mind lazors.
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Telarus

#1198
June 25, 2012, 04:46:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
Oh Christ, here we fucking go again.  Forget I said anything.

:lulz: Good analysis, anyway, Cain.
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#1199
June 25, 2012, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 23, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
Oh Christ, here we fucking go again.  Forget I said anything.

This quote nominated for PDCOM Official Motto.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
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