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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 07, 2013, 04:19:51 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2013, 04:38:04 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21684105

QuoteThe UK is to provide armoured vehicles and body armour to opposition forces in Syria "to help save lives", Foreign Secretary William Hague has said.

It will offer millions of pounds in "non-lethal" equipment, including search and rescue, communications, and disease-prevention materials.

Mr Hague said it was a "necessary, proportionate and lawful" response to "extreme human suffering".

But some MPs said they feared being drawn into a military intervention.

Well this is just an astonishing surprise. I'm not even taking bets on how this will go.

Totally humanitarian, of course.

You missed a bit  :lulz:

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Junkenstein

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21695037

QuoteThe UK is to fund a £10m programme to help Afghanistan exploit its huge natural resources, the prime minister has revealed.

Estimates of what lies underground in Afghanistan range from $1-3tn worth of gold, gems, iron ore, and oil and gas.

David Cameron announced the three-year funding to support the Afghan Ministry of Mines at an event at Downing Street.

There have been claims that the award of mining contracts after the fall of the Taliban was affected by corruption.

The award of a 30-year contract to a Chinese consortium to exploit the Aynak copper mine in Logar province came under particular criticism.

China seems to be getting some very beneficial mining deals. I'm sure we can all imagine how well the local populace will do under these deals. 
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 07, 2013, 09:04:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 07, 2013, 04:19:51 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 06, 2013, 04:38:04 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21684105

QuoteThe UK is to provide armoured vehicles and body armour to opposition forces in Syria "to help save lives", Foreign Secretary William Hague has said.

It will offer millions of pounds in "non-lethal" equipment, including search and rescue, communications, and disease-prevention materials.

Mr Hague said it was a "necessary, proportionate and lawful" response to "extreme human suffering".

But some MPs said they feared being drawn into a military intervention.

Well this is just an astonishing surprise. I'm not even taking bets on how this will go.

Totally humanitarian, of course.

You missed a bit  :lulz:

Well, it says right there that it's to "help save lives"

I mean, surely they wouldn't have any ulterior motives.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Found some interesting things on Yahoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/this-could-be-big-abc-news/3-d-printing-revolution-gets-first-pen-173841593.html

QuoteThe 3Doodler, a plastic extrusion pen that resembles a hot glue gun, heats up plastic filament to about 270 degrees Celsius, or 518 Fahrenheit. But unlike a glue gun, the plastic cools almost instantly, allowing you to lift the 3Doodler off the paper and draw in air.

And :

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/this-could-be-big-abc-news/scientist-stumbles-onto-cure-color-blindness-180642512.html

QuoteAccording to Changizi, it turns out that color vision is a trait found only in primates with exposed skin as opposed to dogs, which don't have color vision. We use our color vision to see the subtle variations in blood flow, on, for example, the human face, to sense feelings and emotion.
The glasses were designed to isolate and amplify certain visual characteristics, and were not necessarily intended as a fix for color blindness. But while Changizi and Barber were showing the glasses to individuals around the world, they found that certain people with color blindness could see colors they were otherwise unable to see.

Did not know about this stuff. Probably should have. But dang, it's cool.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Chickens have color vision.

JUST SAYING.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 08, 2013, 03:49:21 AM
Chickens have color vision.

JUST SAYING.

For some reason that terrifies me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 08, 2013, 03:57:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 08, 2013, 03:49:21 AM
Chickens have color vision.

JUST SAYING.

For some reason that terrifies me.

I feel like that's the most appropriate reaction.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2013, 04:07:35 AM
http://www.news.com.au/world-news/snipers-deployed-in-war-on-mutant-rats/story-fndir2ev-1226590560751

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.

:lulz:

If I didn't before, I would now think that there is KNOW way Iran has plans for attacking the US. They got way bigger problems at home.

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Aucoq

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2013, 04:07:35 AM
http://www.news.com.au/world-news/snipers-deployed-in-war-on-mutant-rats/story-fndir2ev-1226590560751

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.

:lulz:

Quote from: From the story:TEHRAN has deployed snipers to fight an invasion of hyper-evolved "mutant rats", which officials say grew freakishly big after being exposed to radiation and chemicals.

The cat-sized rats now outnumber humans in the Iranian capital.

That's quite a picture they've painted.  :lol:
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Are they not worried this will just lead to a breed of mutant rats that are capable of killing snipers?

Aucoq

 
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2013, 11:57:43 AM
Are they not worried this will just lead to a breed of mutant rats that are capable of killing snipers?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

LMNO

And the plot to Screamers rears its ugly head, once again.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."