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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1830
March 31, 2013, 06:14:28 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#1831
March 31, 2013, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 30, 2013, 03:59:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 30, 2013, 10:55:15 AM
If they're proper punks then kicking the shit out a couple of filth at the end of the night is part of it. What's the problem here exactly  :?

This is the US, where "kicking the shit out of" the police is a death sentence.

I mean, your police look like this:



Our police look  like this:



Yeah! Coincidentally this is the exact reason I'll never argue for gun control in America whilst agreeing with the policy practically anywhere else. If I saw something like that walking down the street toward me, my first instinct would be to blow the living piss out of it, in the interests of safety.


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Cain

#1832
March 31, 2013, 01:55:58 PM
Yeah, but what is more terrifying is our police still look like that and rack up a hell of a respectable body count.

They don't need guns to kill people, and probably think using one is unsporting and only for the sad cases in SO19, who probably can't even get it up without a firearm nearby.

Cain

#1833
April 01, 2013, 11:06:13 AM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1834
April 01, 2013, 06:06:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2013, 01:55:58 PM
Yeah, but what is more terrifying is our police still look like that and rack up a hell of a respectable body count.

They don't need guns to kill people, and probably think using one is unsporting and only for the sad cases in SO19, who probably can't even get it up without a firearm nearby.

Our police used to have to kill the unarmed elderly, mentally ill people, and schoolchildren the hard way, with pistols or blunt implements.

Poor guys. Good thing we modernized them, to make that unfortunate accidental killing during a routine "driving while black" stop less traumatizing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1835
April 01, 2013, 08:17:53 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1836
April 02, 2013, 01:09:31 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1837
April 02, 2013, 01:30:44 AM
I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I think I just had an aneurysm from stupid.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1838
April 02, 2013, 01:31:56 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 02, 2013, 01:09:31 AM
We don't have an unlimited Tennessee appreciation thread yet, do we?
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/04/01/1802811/tennessee-advances-legislation-that-would-tie-welfare-to-childrens-grades/?mobile=nc

What a bunch of assholes.

If your grades are poor, no food for you.  That will make their grades go up, because people think better when they're hungry.

Oh, wait...No, this is just another way to punish poor people for existing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1839
April 02, 2013, 01:33:32 AM
Also, it's important to program fear and insecurity into them young.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1840
April 02, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
Yeah. And if a bunch of them would just HURRY UP AND DIE OFF, maybe we could have more room for GOLF COURSES AND RESORT HOTELS.  :x :x :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1841
April 02, 2013, 01:37:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 02, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
Yeah. And if a bunch of them would just HURRY UP AND DIE OFF, maybe we could have more room for GOLF COURSES AND RESORT HOTELS.  :x :x :x

No, no, no.

If a bunch of them have to drop out at age 3, then we have more life-long caddies at said golf courses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1842
April 02, 2013, 01:43:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2013, 01:37:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 02, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
Yeah. And if a bunch of them would just HURRY UP AND DIE OFF, maybe we could have more room for GOLF COURSES AND RESORT HOTELS.  :x :x :x

No, no, no.

If a bunch of them have to drop out at age 3, then we have more life-long caddies at said golf courses.

Yeah, and when they start to get old and slow, they can ship them to Texas and deny them medicaid if they make more than $5000 a year.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1843
April 02, 2013, 01:46:22 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 02, 2013, 01:43:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2013, 01:37:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 02, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
Yeah. And if a bunch of them would just HURRY UP AND DIE OFF, maybe we could have more room for GOLF COURSES AND RESORT HOTELS.  :x :x :x

No, no, no.

If a bunch of them have to drop out at age 3, then we have more life-long caddies at said golf courses.

Yeah, and when they start to get old and slow, they can ship them to Texas and deny them medicaid if they make more than $5000 a year.

This country is dildos.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1844
April 02, 2013, 01:38:23 PM
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/armed-citizens-project-aims-provide-guns-poor-americans

QuoteAt a time when the goal seems to be getting guns off the streets, one group is going in the other direction. FoxNews.com reports that the Armed Citizens Project plans to provide guns to poor Americans who live in areas of high crime.

The group, founded by Kyle Coplen, gave out its first guns this week and plans to arm and train an entire Houston neighborhood as a case study.

"As criminals have more reason to fear the citizenry, crime begins to drop as a result," Coplen told FoxNews.com. "We just trained and armed a class of 10 women. They are now empowered with the knowledge and tools to put holes in those that would do them harm."

May have been posted previously. Charming lack of thinking here.
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