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[LMNO]

Yeah. And if a bunch of them would just HURRY UP AND DIE OFF, maybe we could have more room for GOLF COURSES AND RESORT HOTELS. 

No, no, no.

If a bunch of them have to drop out at age 3, then we have more life-long caddies at said golf courses.

Yeah, and when they start to get old and slow, they can ship them to Texas and deny them medicaid if they make more than $5000 a year.

And of course, children who aren't on welfare can be as dumb as they please.

[Cain]

You know the very best thing about that legislation?

School performance is directly tied to socio-economic status, way beyond any other single measure of performance.  Rich kids outperform poor kids, statistically speaking, so it is, in essence, just another way to punish people for being poor.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/02/17567999-georgia-town-passes-law-requiring-citizens-to-own-guns-and-ammo?lite

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/02/17567999-georgia-town-passes-law-requiring-citizens-to-own-guns-and-ammo?lite

That, in my opinion, is as bad as gun-grabbing.

[Juana]

We don't have an unlimited Tennessee appreciation thread yet, do we?
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/04/01/1802811/tennessee-advances-legislation-that-would-tie-welfare-to-childrens-grades/?mobile=nc

[Junkenstein]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/02/17567999-georgia-town-passes-law-requiring-citizens-to-own-guns-and-ammo?lite

That, in my opinion, is as bad as gun-grabbing.

Well why think of a nuanced solution when you can just keep pushing "all or nothing"

If you're not picking a side, fuck off outside as it were.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/02/17567999-georgia-town-passes-law-requiring-citizens-to-own-guns-and-ammo?lite

That, in my opinion, is as bad as gun-grabbing.

Well why think of a nuanced solution when you can just keep pushing "all or nothing"

If you're not picking a side, fuck off outside as it were.

Precisely.  Neither side, IMO, gives a rat's ass about the actual debate.  It's just a chance to Show Those Bastards A Thing Or Two.

That's how all laws are written in Arizona, for another example.  Nobody wants the laws, they just feel they're obligated to push "the other side" around, never considering the consequences of the fact that the resulting laws are REAL.

That's also how 6 year olds get sent up on felony charges for acting up in class.  Or at least part of it.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Southwestern Florida's zany radio morning show duo faces indefinite suspension and probable FELONY charges, for scaring the pants off of Floridians by making the terrifying claim, on air, that water taps throughout the area were dispensing dihydrogen monoxide*, using their Serious Voices, on April Fool's Day.




* Yes it's what you think it is.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Southwestern Florida's zany radio morning show duo faces indefinite suspension and probable FELONY charges, for scaring the pants off of Floridians by making the terrifying claim, on air, that water taps throughout the area were dispensing dihydrogen monoxide*, using their Serious Voices, on April Fool's Day.




* Yes it's what you think it is.

They are trying to take our title, V3X.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DHMO EXPOSURE.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Southwestern Florida's zany radio morning show duo faces indefinite suspension and probable FELONY charges, for scaring the pants off of Floridians by making the terrifying claim, on air, that water taps throughout the area were dispensing dihydrogen monoxide*, using their Serious Voices, on April Fool's Day.




* Yes it's what you think it is.

They are trying to take our title, V3X.

These fuckers can have whatever title they want, as long as it's been approved my two managers, signed, notarized, filed, reviewed, stamped, appealed three times, put up for public inspection in a basement nobody knows about, and finally forwarded to the Office of Menial Bureaucratic Pedantics. That's punishment enough for them. As for me and you, well, we get the only title that matters, and we get it just for showing up: Outsider.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DHMO EXPOSURE.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

MY MOTHER DIED FROM INHALING DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DHMO EXPOSURE.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

MY MOTHER DIED FROM INHALING DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Um.

Wait.

UNNG.



MEME DESTROYED UTTERLY.

V3X WINS.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I HEARD PEOPLE WERE PLUGGING DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Southwestern Florida's zany radio morning show duo faces indefinite suspension and probable FELONY charges, for scaring the pants off of Floridians by making the terrifying claim, on air, that water taps throughout the area were dispensing dihydrogen monoxide*, using their Serious Voices, on April Fool's Day.




* Yes it's what you think it is.

Well, just exactly how many of Florida's residents got above a C in high school chemistry? How, exactly, ARE they supposed to know that dihydrogen monoxide is the molecular name for water?

Quite honestly, that is a terrible, stupid prank, not far off from calling in a bomb threat.