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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's so much shit wrong with it. Standing up and shouting brand names. Voluntarily. What the fuck is this?

Maybe I'm just an eternal optimist, but I don't think this is going places.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I wouldn't say it was 100% voluntary if you have to do it to make the fucking ad go away. 

[Telarus]

Going by Hulu's model, there'll be a timer and you can then short-cut it by "completing" the game.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Uhhhh...

Nah, couldn't be.

TEXAS wouldn't try to scapegoat anybody. They's gawd feerin'.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-opens-criminal-investigation-fertilizer-plant-explosion/story?id=19153003

[Trivial]

Toilet paper. Microwave. Tucson.

I didn't know where to post this or if it's already been noticed.

Why is it that people think microwaves have a drying effect?

[Sita]

Toilet paper. Microwave. Tuscon.

I didn't know where to post this or if it's already been noticed.

Why is it that people think microwaves have a drying effect?

Many are ignorant of what a microwave uses to heat things. An oven makes things hot and dries stuff, therefore a microwave should be able to dry stuff.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

FFS

[Cain]

Between 2006 and 2010 there were about 7,300 structure fires in the United States in which a microwave oven was involved in the ignition, Baker said, citing a statistic from the nonprofit National Fire Protection Association.

That's 5 microwave fires a day.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Between 2006 and 2010 there were about 7,300 structure fires in the United States in which a microwave oven was involved in the ignition, Baker said, citing a statistic from the nonprofit National Fire Protection Association.

That's 5 microwave fires a day.

Proof that even though we're getting smarter, we started out pretty much completely retarded.

[Cain]

Admittedly, at least some of those fires had to be started on purpose.  A microwave is essentially an IED waiting to be, uh, improvised.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Toilet paper. Microwave. Tuscon.

I didn't know where to post this or if it's already been noticed.

Why is it that people think microwaves have a drying effect?

It's Tucson, Jake.  There's no explaining it.

[Don Coyote]

 

[Trivial]

Toilet paper. Microwave. Tucson.

I didn't know where to post this or if it's already been noticed.

Why is it that people think microwaves have a drying effect?

Many are ignorant of what a microwave uses to heat things. An oven makes things hot and dries stuff, therefore a microwave should be able to dry stuff.

But you'd think the first time  you try a pizza in there you'd figure that out.

[Sita]

Toilet paper. Microwave. Tucson.

I didn't know where to post this or if it's already been noticed.

Why is it that people think microwaves have a drying effect?

Many are ignorant of what a microwave uses to heat things. An oven makes things hot and dries stuff, therefore a microwave should be able to dry stuff.

But you'd think the first time  you try a pizza in there you'd figure that out.

You'd think so but I know people that still try to use metal in a microwave.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I saw a guy stick a little pot plant in the Valero microwave. It actually did dry it somehow, but the whole Valero smelled like weed.