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Junkenstein

#3105
January 24, 2014, 02:55:30 PM
Cheap laugh?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25883226

QuoteA member of the flying squad has been injured after he shot himself with his own gun in a police building in Putney, the Metropolitan Police has said.

The officer was injured when his police-issue firearm discharged at about 09:00 GMT on Monday.

Scotland Yard said the officer was on his own when the incident happened and he is now stable in hospital.

It's no wonder people are apparently losing faith in the police and the whole legal/illegal killing thing. It seems that in the absence of a viable target this chap chose himself. Or was dicking around.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#3106
January 24, 2014, 06:41:53 PM
Words fail me:
http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/01/24/prisoner-rats-himself-out-with-facebook-selfie-of-cell-grown-cannabis/

QuoteA Polish prisoner has taken one of the most head-desk-bang-bang selfies ever: a picture of himself, taken on a contraband mobile phone smuggled into the prison, showing a lush, equally contraband and definitely illegal cannabis plant he grew from seed in his cell.



So many layers of dumb.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Eater of Clowns

#3107
January 24, 2014, 06:58:58 PM
It's impressive he was able to let the seed germinate in his ass for that long.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3108
January 26, 2014, 12:59:06 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 22, 2014, 04:56:23 PM
http://newday.blogs.cnn.com/2014/01/16/fda-acetaminophen-doses-over-325-mg-might-lead-to-liver-damage/


Oh, you FDA. You MADE the manufacturers put acetaminophen in Vicodin & other opiods ON PURPOSE (it's an "adulterant" that is supposed to "deter addiction"). And then you went "oops, maybe they should put less of that in those drugs".

My friend died of liver failure a few years ago because the first hospital he saw looked at his yellowed, jaundiced skin and went "You're a drunk, go home" instead of being aware of this and asking how much opiates he had been prescribed/taking.

Fuck those people.

Yes, it's pretty intensely fucked up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Left

#3109
January 26, 2014, 01:39:47 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2014, 06:58:58 PM
It's impressive he was able to let the seed germinate in his ass for that long.
:spittake:
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Salty

#3110
January 27, 2014, 08:13:02 PM
http://www.dailydot.com/news/iowa-gop-racist-facebook-post/

I like how the owner of the company wholly rejected the notion that the chart was wrong generally.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3111
January 28, 2014, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2014, 08:13:02 PM
http://www.dailydot.com/news/iowa-gop-racist-facebook-post/

I like how the owner of the company wholly rejected the notion that the chart was wrong generally.

That's because he's not racist, but.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#3112
February 03, 2014, 02:25:51 AM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3113
February 03, 2014, 02:43:38 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#3114
February 03, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
Keep laughing. Within 20 years people will bet on soap operas. With payday loans.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#3115
February 03, 2014, 08:29:29 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 03, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
Keep laughing. Within 20 years people will bet on soap operas. With payday loans.

:horrormirth:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Junkenstein

#3116
February 03, 2014, 01:52:33 PM
Long running HA HA?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25996644

QuoteCanada has stripped former media baron, Conrad Black, of the Order of Canada, its highest honour.

Lord Black was also removed from the Queen's Privy Council for Canada.

He served three years in prison in the US for fraud and obstruction of justice, and was released in 2012.

If you're too young to remember why this is funny:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_Black
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3117
February 03, 2014, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 03, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
Keep laughing. Within 20 years people will bet on soap operas. With payday loans.

Reality TV shows, but other than that, you're spot on.

Keep it up and you can have my job as Prophet. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#3118
February 03, 2014, 03:19:23 PM
At some point in the last few months I got a dose of future and can't shake it off.

Personally, I blame you.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3119
February 03, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 03, 2014, 03:19:23 PM
At some point in the last few months I got a dose of future and can't shake it off.

Personally, I blame you.

I'm on the other side of the Atlantic ocean and there's also this glacier thing in the way, so rather than apologize, I'm just going to do the weasel dance and laugh a lot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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