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Salty

#3165
February 25, 2014, 06:41:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 25, 2014, 06:36:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 25, 2014, 06:23:10 PM
It makes a great point to bring up to anarchists.

"If you abolish the State, you all end up as a bunch of monkey-fuckers."

:spittake:

There's tea all over mah keyboard.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Reginald Ret

#3166
February 25, 2014, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2014, 06:38:10 PM
One man's anarcho-utopia is another man's orangagangbang
You have been waiting years to use that one, haven't you.

Anyway, I never said Anarchy was going to be good for people, I just think they deserve to get it. Anarchy=Justice.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

P3nT4gR4m

#3167
February 25, 2014, 07:41:24 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 25, 2014, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2014, 06:38:10 PM
One man's anarcho-utopia is another man's orangagangbang
You have been waiting years to use that one, haven't you.

Anyway, I never said Anarchy was going to be good for people, I just think they deserve to get it. Anarchy=Justice.

Nope = thought of it just before I posted. My brain does shit like this. I can't stop it. I CAN'T FUCKING STOP IT!!

there's a fucking tune, too, like the theme to a kids tv show or a cereal commercial or something. Kill me  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#3168
February 25, 2014, 08:16:18 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 25, 2014, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2014, 06:38:10 PM
One man's anarcho-utopia is another man's orangagangbang
You have been waiting years to use that one, haven't you.

Anyway, I never said Anarchy was going to be good for people, I just think they deserve to get it. Anarchy=Justice.

:mittens:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3169
February 26, 2014, 01:41:28 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 25, 2014, 06:03:41 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2014, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 25, 2014, 05:03:12 AM
Ok, this, if true, is some fucked up shit.

Ape used as sex slave.
http://m.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

I love that tiny little shred of battle weary optimism. The faint echo of a glimmer of hope that humanity might be somehow redeemable  :lulz:

Yeah, I was thinking of a certain conversation RE humanity's propensity for diversity when I posted this and thought, "Thanks, assbags, here I am trying to make a good case for why you aren't all scum, and you have to shave an orangutan for sex work. Thanks. Fuckers."

:horrormirth:

The malleability of human nature means that humans can go in the exact opposite direction from "good". I think that's a really important thing to be aware of. It also means that people who think of themselves as basically good can do absolutely horrific things under certain circumstances.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#3170
February 26, 2014, 12:12:15 PM
Sometimes, people will even beat each other with fish.

Seriously.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264

QuotePolice in England are searching for an Irish teenager who is said to have slapped a shop worker across the face with a large fish.

QuoteCCTV images of a teenage boy and girl have been released by Lancashire Constabulary after the worker was slapped across the face with a bream.

QuoteLancashire Constabulary described the incident as "completely unacceptable".

In a statement, the police said the 52-year-old victim was working behind the fish counter when a young woman approached to ask about different fish.

"Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store," said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Trivial

#3171
February 26, 2014, 05:57:43 PM
Is life imitating Monty Python or IRC?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Junkenstein

#3172
February 26, 2014, 06:51:35 PM
Both.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#3173
February 27, 2014, 08:16:36 AM
Hey Cain,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26352545

Potentially one to watch

QuoteAn Indian soldier has shot dead five of his colleagues before killing himself in Indian-administered Kashmir, military officials say.

The incident took place on Wednesday night at a military camp about 20km (12 miles) north of the city of Srinagar.

An investigation was underway to determine the cause of the incident, officials said.

Minimal details as of yet but shady shit is almost assured. It's Kashmir.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#3174
February 27, 2014, 09:52:26 AM
Yeah.  Probably PTSD at having to do horrendous shit like torture and execute people all day long.

Junkenstein

#3175
February 28, 2014, 09:27:28 AM
Today brings many gifts:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26365085

QuoteAn MI5 agent pretending to have Gestapo links secretly controlled a vast network of UK-based Nazi sympathisers, newly-released files reveal.

The agent, known by the alias Jack King, infiltrated a group of pro-German activists in south-east England in a previously unknown wartime operation.

His undercover work led to the identification of hundreds of people willing to pass secrets to the enemy.

Files in the National Archives describe King as a "genius" at his work.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#3176
February 28, 2014, 03:08:13 PM
King sounds like Maxwell Knight, or a protege of his.

Knight had broadly fascist sympathies, but he was a patriot first and foremost.  He ran the British Union of Fascists intelligence wing while moonlight for MI5, and organised a couple of daring break-ins of Communist Party offices.  He would've had the links and credibility to set up something like this, and he was well connected among London's criminal class.

Pæs

#3177
February 28, 2014, 10:29:32 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3178
March 01, 2014, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: Pæs on February 28, 2014, 10:29:32 PM
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/9777879/Sex-worker-gets-25-000-over-harassment

That's a heartening sign of progress... the law actually treating prostitutes like human beings with rights and autonomy rather than just fucktoys with no right to exercise their own volition is a refreshing change.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#3179
March 01, 2014, 05:16:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 01, 2014, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: Pæs on February 28, 2014, 10:29:32 PM
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/9777879/Sex-worker-gets-25-000-over-harassment

That's a heartening sign of progress... the law actually treating prostitutes like human beings with rights and autonomy rather than just fucktoys with no right to exercise their own volition is a refreshing change.
Right. And a nice reminder to those in the industry pre-legalisation that with their employees now recognised by law, they have to act like any other employer.
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