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a sober poem for you
« on: March 06, 2007, 12:05:51 am »
rubber cement
does not make
good condom
please eat you childen
OVENS!
there once was a blizzard
it made me cry
WOE!
and now it is time
for me to rhyme
kthxbye

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 12:07:19 am »
"to rhyme or not to rhyme" seems to be a recurring subject in your works
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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 12:23:31 am »
the subject is clearly forks.

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 12:24:18 am »
there can be only one subject?
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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2007, 12:30:38 am »
subject subject subject
nope. there's three right there!

subject is a silly word
SUB. JECT
jectjectject
SUB
SUB JECT
hahaha i am easily entertained

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 12:39:53 am »
 :lol:
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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2007, 01:03:20 am »
truely powerful
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2007, 12:39:01 pm »
I am moved and shaken

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2007, 02:13:49 pm »
::quietly puts the rubber cement back in the drawer::

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2007, 03:56:30 pm »

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Re: a sober poem for you
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2007, 07:52:39 pm »
Roger is gonna kill you.