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Started by LMNO, March 07, 2007, 06:02:16 PM

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Cain

And?  You say that like its a bad thing.

hunter s.durden

We're all going to keep calling BIP anyway.
This naming thing has gone on too long to change anything.
You've all been studying our senate I see.
Good job fellas.
This space for rent.

AFK

I say we rename it Black Iron Poultry in honor of LHX's new sig. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LHX

Fifth International has great re-mortgaging rates

Black Iron Poultry contains no trans-fats
neat hell

Cramulus

As I was rereading the GSP thread I had a different idea about which metaphor to use.

There are times in my life when I realize, that I'm in a terrible rut and it's No Fun. It forces me to evaluate which elements of the rut are necessary and good and which should be stripped out. Usually the escape from the rut involves me picking up a new hobby, doing something drastically different, or in some way altering my day-to-day me. It's sort of like waking up from a dream.

But instead of waking up into reality I'm really just waking up into another dream. Because that new hobby will one day get boring, and that new me is in no way the ultimate me.

It's a Dream Within A Dream
It's a false awakening, but an awakening none the less

The point of learning how to wake up is not to find the top-level reality, but to achieve lucidity.

Lies

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 14, 2007, 03:51:34 PM
The point of learning how to wake up is not to find the top-level reality, but to achieve lucidity.

I like that. You came up with that yourself or did you rip it off from some famous philosopher?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

Sounds like both Buddha, and Gurdjieff.

I thought you were going in the Useful Rut direction, not the Wake Up direction.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Lysergic on March 14, 2007, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 14, 2007, 03:51:34 PM
The point of learning how to wake up is not to find the top-level reality, but to achieve lucidity.
I like that.

yeah, nice one, prof!
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2007, 07:30:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
I think we should call ourselves the Fifth International, just to piss off Communists (and tip our hat to Thornley)
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

cyberus

I have one.  It's still churning in my brain so forgive me if this seems raw, and poorly constructed.  Call it something along the lines of 'The Secret Mansion.'  The idea being that you are confined to certain parts of the house, depending on your worldview etc, and you can try doors that lead to nowhere, and none of the windows won't budge, but doing something as simple as pulling on a candlestick or shifting a book in the bookcase opens up a whole new area in your little funhouse.


oooh ooh- The Winchester Mystery Prerogative.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

LMNO

Interesting.



I have a proposition:  Since each of us seem to have a different mental picture of essentially the same thing, I say each one of us should write a short essay describing it.

For example, Prof Cram can write about a Dream WIthin A Dream, Cyb can write the Secret Mansion, etc etc.

Then we complile that into a pamphlet, call it "7 ideas about one thing" (or however many we get), and let people decide which metaphor they like best.

AFK

I call dibs on the "Pink Fuzzy Bathrobe"!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on March 16, 2007, 03:30:05 PM
Interesting.



I have a proposition:  Since each of us seem to have a different mental picture of essentially the same thing, I say each one of us should write a short essay describing it.

For example, Prof Cram can write about a Dream WIthin A Dream, Cyb can write the Secret Mansion, etc etc.

Then we complile that into a pamphlet, call it "7 ideas about one thing" (or however many we get), and let people decide which metaphor they like best.

Excellent idea - scrap the semantic bickering and get on with doing something :mittens:

Now, of course, I'm on the spot and here comes the writers block ....

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Cramulus

Good call LMNO

Though I don't think it should be a "which metaphor is best" contest. (which will ultimately be rhetorical)

I think the goal is to get as many hands as possible on the elephant.

LMNO

Yeah, I wasn't thinking that we'd declare a "winner".

We'll never all agree on the metaphor, so let's present them all equally.