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[LMNO]

Wouldn't "probably both" apply there?

[Bella]

Yeah, I think it would.

[Bella]

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.

Syn

Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Dear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.

I resemble and reiterate.

[Zurtok Khan]

Dear Bella,

Is it normal to want to throw a very heavy pan out of a window after watching one's niece for 4 days?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Dear Bella,

Is it normal to want to throw a very heavy pan out of a window after watching one's niece for 4 days?

I know Bella is busy, and this is an easy one.

Dear Zurtok,
Perfectly normal.  I would be more concerned if someone your age wanted to have kids right away or something silly like that after watching a niece.  I commend you for not wanting to throw the child out of the window

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn

Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.

Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July.

[Bella]

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn

Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.

Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July.

Whoa.....So you're moving about three and a half weeks after I wrote that last post?

[LMNO]

Why are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

I was recently told by Hoshiko, in a dream, that you were the real leader of the Justified Ancients of Mummu. Is this true? And if so, when can I expect my initiation to the high council of pandiddling secrets? Haven't I worked hard enough already for you guys?

If it is untrue, can I help you take over said organization? And what shall I respond to Hoshiko with? She wants that Baby Jesus guy to be killed, btw. I suspect so she can get his motorbike.

I resemble and reiterate.

I'm sorry, Hugh. This information is classified. If you turn and look out the window, you will see a carrier vulture with a ticking bomb in it's mouth. You have just enough time to throw this bomb at locker number 57e7383839585 at the address inscribed on the bottom of said instrument of destruction. (I lost the key. Sorry about that.) Inside you will find a blast proof box containing the answers you seek. Not to mention your initiation robe, multi-purpose tool belt, and a vial containing a substance that looks suspiciously like.......you know.

PS: Please tell Hoshiko to bring her Swiss Army knife, a diamond suitable for cutting glass, and a throw-away cell phone to the family lair as soon as possible.

[Bella]

Why are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.

Thanks. I'm shocked because I wasn't trying to pick up at time at that point.......just babbling.

[LMNO]

Why are you so shocked, Bella?

I had faith in your powers all along.

Thanks. I'm shocked because I wasn't trying to pick up at time at that point.......just babbling.

You mean there's another way to do it?  

[Bella]

Yeah. Sometimes, I actually have to concentrate to pick up the answers.
I hate it when that happens, though. It hurts my head.

[LMNO]

Ugh.  That sucks.  Need a foot massage?

[Bella]

I always need a foot massage.
But you're gonna want me to wash my feet first......I just came in from working in the garden.

Barefoot, because that's the only way to garden.