Ask Bella

[LMNO]

Woman, get thee to a foot bath!

[Bella]

K, but I gotta go move the sprinkler first.

[LMNO]

::secretly turns the faucet to High as Bella goes to move the sprinkler::


::watches as the Oracle makes like Gene Kelly and dances in the "rain"::


Mmmm.  Wet Oracle.

[Bella]

How did you know I was going to run through the sprinkler?

[LMNO]

You babble your way, I'll babble mine...

You're not the only one with talents, I just don't have a job cool enough to use them.

[Bella]

You babble your way, I'll babble mine...

 Touche.

[LMNO]

Just kidding.  You'll always be the One True Oracle.

[LMNO]

...OF DOOM!

[Bella]

...OF DOOM!

Mwahahahaaaa!

[LMNO]

[cue pipe organ playing Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in C Minor"]

[Ben]

Dear Bella,
What's all this about the end of the world?  Are we there yet?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,
What's all this about the end of the world?  Are we there yet?

Dear OM,

I don't believe in the end of the world......so no, we're not there yet.

Unless you believe in it.
In which case the end of the world might exist in your version of reality.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Hi Bella,
Will I sell my house soon?
Yours (as always) worriedly.
Syn

Dear Synaptyx,

Before I answer this could you define what "soon" means to you? To me, for instance, soon means by lunchtime, but to you it could mean anytime within the next three and a half weeks.

Your attention must have kicked it along. Sold sign went up earlier. I am moving house on the 15th of July.

Whoa.....So you're moving about three and a half weeks after I wrote that last post?

Ja! We sold this place for $195,989, the new place is costing $282,594 OMG, it looks so much worse in $$$ than £££

I am looking for another Job, any help you can give me with that!?

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Now I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?

[Cain]

Now I think about it, I shudder to think what I could buy on American soil for that, or even anywhere else on this planet. Why the fuck do I stay on this sodden, dreary, expensive spit of land?

For the DOOM.  And because nowhere outside of the UK knows hw to make decent mints.