Ask Bella

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Dear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?


will Demonica check board tomorrow on 5th?
My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*  

are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!

[Bella]

How do you like the new avatar?

It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?

I like to be gagged  

Not that kind of gagged
Made me ill....he had an avatar of someone's knee being operated on.

Demonica! Spank this man, please!

[Den Sorte Dragen]

How do you like the new avatar?

It pretty much makes me gag.
How do you like it?

I like to be gagged  

Not that kind of gagged
Made me ill....he had an avatar of someone's knee being operated on.


Kind a explanes his nick though

Demonica! Spank this man, please!

yes!

[Bella]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::

[Guido Finucci]

Dear Bella,

Work was interesting today. I finally realised that they are only concerned about making money and I am finally in a position to accept this. This puts me at a cross-roads: do I finally accept the "harsh realities of business", fleece them for more cash and run the risk of selling out or do I maintain my "romantic ideals", be very unhapy at my job until I eventually quit and run the risk of becoming unfulfilled, bitter and twisted pure for principle?

To be honest I don't really expect an answer that makes any sense. It is a choice I have to make and I'm cool with that but it is good to connect and have to phrase it in different ways to different people to see which ones fit and which ones aren't quite so good. Of course, there's always the chance that someone will actually throw out an answer that ends up knocking me into a new way of thinking about things and that always fails to suck. I'll stop rambling now.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

::Bella wanders off to find a biiiiig bag to hold all the money
she's going to make tomorrow::

I'm just stickin to gold old fashioned happy birthday but I appreciate the bad seed in you urging to offer your sis's age to anyone who pays up

[Guido Finucci]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).

[Bella]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).

Wow! Now that's what I call a bribe!

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Yes, I'll make sher Demonica checks the board tomorrow.
I'll be accepting bribes from people who want to know how
old she is, and will want her around to make counter-offers.

In the interests of good sport and making sure you get a decent counter-bribe, I am willing to create and email to you the recipe for a new(?) type of margarita (possibly involving chilies of some sort or chocolate or maybe even both).

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

[Guido Finucci]

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

[Horab Fibslager]

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?

[Den Sorte Dragen]

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?

hmmm...I'ld rather think he's protestant

[Horab Fibslager]

do i get that too when i tell you how old I am (that or the age of my big sis)

I'm expecting that the good Duchess will do the decent thing and go at least a couple of rounds of bribery escalation for form's sake, after which I can gracefully bow out and allow her secret to be kept safe. Of course, in the event that she chooses not to counter-bribe (for reasons of infinite grace, naturally) I'd make good on my bribe to Bella and you could tell her how old you are in the hope that she might give you a copy but I couldn't possibly release it to anyone else unless Bella, at her discretion, were to reverse all rights and release the maragrita into the wild, in the hope that it'd breed and bring whole flocks of margaritas back to her. Or not.

hmm....so you're just saying NO

maybe he's saying YES in secret code?

hmmm...I'ld rather think he's protestant

.. or agreedestant. oen doesn;t need to be a meteorologist to tell whcih way this thread is blowing. or maybe you do. we should consult a specialist.

[Guido Finucci]

hmm....so you're just saying NO

That all depends on what you're offering.  

Young people today - no negotiation whatsoever, they don't even try.