Ask Bella

[Malaul]

Dear Bella
, its my bday
and my BF didnt wish me happy bday at all
and just yelled at me to clean the kitchen


DO I kill him fast or slow?
or do I just leave?

Happy Birthday Malaul!!!

DS and the Demon Seeds are making you a cake.  Would you like that delivered via messenger pidgeon?

My BD is on the 5th..........

*pisces.........that explains it all*  

are they really? how cute!!  Pigeoon is fine by me!!!

They just released the 23 pidgeons carrying a three layered cake of perfection of every possible flavor and color........made only by themselves...............and a note that says, "Happy Birthday Malaul", "It's snowing in Florida".

I hope you get it soon, before it rains or the pidgeons get hungry.

or before they need to take a poo break!  

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

   

Don't eat the polka dot cake

[Bella]

   

Don't eat the polka dot cake

Uh oh!
We weren't supposed to eat that cake?

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Quickly, run around in circles repeating these magic words:

Undo Undo Undo the cake of Poo

[Bella]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Quickly, run around in circles repeating these magic words:

Undo Undo Undo the cake of Poo

You misunderstood me, darling.
I didn't eat the cake of Poo.....
I fed it to the ex.

Did I do something wrong???

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Confuscious say:

"You do very right thing"

[Bella]

See, people?
This is why I love my baby sister soooo much
She's evil.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

I learned it from you............Oh wise one!

   

P.S.  I loves you too!  Muuuaah!

[Bella]

I learned it from you............Oh wise one!

   

P.S.  I loves you too!  Muuuaah!

That's true.....guess the apples don't fall far from the tree what raised them, huh? No wonder you're so damned evil.  

[Penumbral]

You're so manly that nothing makes your pants look fat.

hmmmmm, ummmm well ummm yeah thanks a lot!

[Bella]

Welcome.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Work was interesting today. I finally realised that they are only concerned about making money and I am finally in a position to accept this. This puts me at a cross-roads: do I finally accept the "harsh realities of business", fleece them for more cash and run the risk of selling out or do I maintain my "romantic ideals", be very unhapy at my job until I eventually quit and run the risk of becoming unfulfilled, bitter and twisted pure for principle?

To be honest I don't really expect an answer that makes any sense. It is a choice I have to make and I'm cool with that but it is good to connect and have to phrase it in different ways to different people to see which ones fit and which ones aren't quite so good. Of course, there's always the chance that someone will actually throw out an answer that ends up knocking me into a new way of thinking about things and that always fails to suck. I'll stop rambling now.

Dear Guido,

Somehow in all the nonsense that was floating around about Demonica's birthday and what not - which would almost certainly include the many many wine coolers I drank the other day - I totally missed this question.
Sorry about that.

I actually have an answer, too. Don't know if it will work for you, but it's the only one I have, so here goes. I was in the same position once upon a time. My decision was to temporarily accept the harsh realities of life within the business world and fleece them for all I could get. At the same time, I was working my ass off to start my own business.

My suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself. Stay where you are and accept that the people you work for are only out for money. You can accept their attitude without embracing it, fleece the fleecers, and in the meantime look around for something else to do. Something that allows you to be yourself and remain true to your own ideals. Something that leaves you with more time to feed margaritas to zombies, for instance.


PS: I hope this answer failed to suck.

[Guido Finucci]

My suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself.

Yeah, that's basically what I came up with. I'm gonna jump onboard so that they'll give me a nice reference for whatever I got to next. Definitely time to start looking though.

Definite lack of suckage.  

[Bella]

My suggestion is that you do some variation of that yourself.

Yeah, that's basically what I came up with. I'm gonna jump onboard so that they'll give me a nice reference for whatever I got to next. Definitely time to start looking though.

Definite lack of suckage.  

Good deal. Thanks

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Deer Bella,

Is there an afterlife?