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Trollax

#840
June 24, 2004, 08:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.

Who is Z Magazine?

The Good Reverend Roger

#841
June 24, 2004, 08:03:38 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.

Who is Z Magazine?

Dunno, but I have an odd feeling we'll find out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anonymous

#842
June 24, 2004, 07:26:59 PM
Batten down the hatches! Hoist the main sail! Prepar thar cannon! Z Magazine ahoy! Stand by to repel media-type boarders! 'Tis a good day to die!

And someone slap Roger upside the head. His Orlando Bloom-esque good looks are disturbing the pirate motif (oh, the irony!)

CannedLizard

#843
June 24, 2004, 07:27:51 PM
I'm going to claim responsability for that last post, and blame it on society.
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#844
June 25, 2004, 01:37:31 AM
::Molotovs the offices of Z magazine::

Filthy rags. They never stop multiplying.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#845
June 25, 2004, 08:45:32 AM
Quote from: AnonymousBatten down the hatches! Hoist the main sail! Prepar thar cannon! Z Magazine ahoy! Stand by to repel media-type boarders! 'Tis a good day to die!

And someone slap Roger upside the head. His Orlando Bloom-esque good looks are disturbing the pirate motif (oh, the irony!)

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

CNN

#846
June 25, 2004, 03:26:59 PM
   

THIS IS CNN

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN OF NATIONAL IMPORT FROM THE WORLDWIDE HEADQUARTERS OF CNN IN A SUPER SECRET, FLAME PROOF LOCATION IN THE DEEP SOUTH:


This is Natalie Portman. Today we look at the strange phenomena of dancing bananas and the adverse effect they are having on the economy.

We go now to Michael Pittman who is with Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan. Michael?

  Yes, Natalie, I am with Alan Greenspan, the chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Thank you, Michael.

Now, let's go to Jean Luc Picard who is with The Good Reverend Roger. Jean Luc?

  Somebody get this dog off me!!! Now!!!

Ah, we seem to be having problems with that feed. We'll try Jean Luc again later.

Now, let's go to Lt. Worf who is standing by with anonymous. Worf?

  Today is a good day to die!
  ::hacking and slashing noises::

Ah, yes, well, whatever.

And finally Thank God, we go to Julie Roberts with St. Hugh.

  Tell me, Mr. Hugh, what is the impact of dancing bananas on the world economy?
  You know you've got the bitchin'est tits.
  That's it. I'm going back to the swamp!

Ah, well, ah, that was different.

Thank you for tuning in to this special report from CNN. This is Natalie Portman reporting from a secret location where I am hiding from critics who have seen the rushes from Star Wars III.

Good day.

I don't care what my agent says, this is a shitty job. Exposure. It will give you exposure. God, what a maroon.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING WHICH MAY ALREADY BE IN PROGESSIVE DETERIORATION.

OR NOT.



Don't click the words, THIS IS CNN. Whatever you do, don't click there! It is the Voice of Doom. Luke! I am your father!

Bella

#847
June 25, 2004, 05:17:07 PM
I'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#848
June 25, 2004, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:
I thought she meant working for CNN... live and learn
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#849
June 25, 2004, 10:15:48 PM
We should ask her what she really meant by this.
My guess is, we're both right to a certain extent.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#850
June 25, 2004, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWe should ask her what she really meant by this.
My guess is, we're both right to a certain extent.
and wrong to another, not that it matters.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#851
June 25, 2004, 10:21:36 PM
Exactly 8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#852
June 25, 2004, 10:26:21 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomExactly 8)
exactly What?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Trollax

#853
June 26, 2004, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm hurt that Natalie thinks interviewing discordians is a shitty job. :evil:
And the guys were on their best behavior during that interview, too.

Sheesh....what a wussy baby. :roll:

Hey if you can't stand the groping stay out of the bedroom. Although there are other people I'd like to fondle, ahead of miss portman... all the work I've sopent trying to convert jodie foster...

Bella

#854
June 29, 2004, 04:29:46 PM
Yeah! Whatever the hell Trollax just said works for me.
(You reckon it will start to make sense to me once I ingest some coffee?)

::shakes her fist at CNN and Natalie Portman and at Jodie Foster - just for good measure::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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