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unlike_someone

#1365
September 10, 2005, 06:38:17 AM
If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

The Good Reverend Roger

#1366
September 10, 2005, 06:41:20 AM
Quote from: unlike_someoneIf at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Illegitimate Son of God

#1367
September 10, 2005, 01:55:50 PM
I agree with the Rev.
I am your holy totem
I am your sick taboo
I'm your nightmare coming true
I am your worst enemy
I am your dearest friend
Malignantly Malevolent
I am of divine descent
I am your unconsciousness
I am unrestrained excess
Metamorphic restlessness

Malaul

#1368
September 10, 2005, 02:06:18 PM
something tells me he isnt gonna care
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

#1369
September 10, 2005, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Malaulsomething tells me he isnt gonna care

Well, I would, but my give a damn broke when he stepped to you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1370
September 10, 2005, 09:27:39 PM
THIS IS THE TERRIBLE! WHY FOR DOES HE BREAK THINGS WITH HIS STEPPING FEET?! MAYBE BABY NEEDS ATTENTION? GIGGLES AND LOVE?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1371
September 10, 2005, 09:37:34 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS IS THE TERRIBLE! WHY FOR DOES HE BREAK THINGS WITH HIS STEPPING FEET?! MAYBE BABY NEEDS ATTENTION? GIGGLES AND LOVE?

I think he needs your full & undivided attention, BGP.

It would be good for the boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1372
September 10, 2005, 11:50:46 PM
YES? THIS WILL MAYBE MAKE HIM HELLO? THIS INTERESTS OUR FORESKINS! WE UNDERTAKE HIM AS OUR TUTELAGE AND GREAT BUDDHA NATURE! SOON HIS FACE WILL BE LIKE THAT OF A BUDDHAFACE! PREPARE FOR GREAT TUTELATION YOUNG STUDENT!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1373
September 12, 2005, 11:51:08 AM
Bella, how come you never answered my questions?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

#1374
September 12, 2005, 12:30:00 PM
Bella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?

Bella

#1375
September 12, 2005, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: Bad Imitation BuddhaDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
Dear Bad,

Depends on what it is you're trying to do. If, for instance, it's something I asked you very sweetly to do for me, then the answer is "hell no." If it's something my sister or someone else asked you to do, the correct answer is "Stop trying to do what Demonica wants you to do when you should be trying to please Bella." If it's something else it's entirely up to you.

Except for sky diving - Unlike is quite correct about the skydiving.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#1376
September 12, 2005, 04:01:54 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBella, how come you never answered my questions?
Dear Hugh,

Which questions? I was gone from this site for a couple of weeks.
So if you asked me then, I didn't see them. And if you asked them the night I drank all that tequila, you should count yourself lucky. I probably answered you and then erased them for great justice.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#1377
September 12, 2005, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: CainBella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?
Dear Cain,

Yes, just make sure to giggle when you ask him.
And don't forget to send me a cheque for your enrollment fees, k?
I also accept payment in tequila and/or chocolate.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Zurtok Khan

#1378
September 12, 2005, 04:56:58 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Bad Imitation BuddhaDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
Dear Bad,

Depends on what it is you're trying to do. If, for instance, it's something I asked you very sweetly to do for me, then the answer is "hell no." If it's something my sister or someone else asked you to do, the correct answer is "Stop trying to do what Demonica wants you to do when you should be trying to please Bella." If it's something else it's entirely up to you.

Except for sky diving - Unlike is quite correct about the skydiving.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE IT IS THE YES AND THE HELLO!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#1379
September 13, 2005, 11:38:00 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: CainBella, can BGP teach me his Iron Troll technique if I ask nicely?
Dear Cain,

Yes, just make sure to giggle when you ask him.
And don't forget to send me a cheque for your enrollment fees, k?
I also accept payment in tequila and/or chocolate.

Excellent...excellent :lol:
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