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Lost

#870
July 05, 2004, 10:49:10 AM
Bella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#871
July 05, 2004, 11:27:34 AM
Dear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Anonymous

#872
July 05, 2004, 11:58:33 AM
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.

Very Goddamn funny.

Bella

#873
July 05, 2004, 03:44:45 PM
Quote from: LostBella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.
It's okay.
I know who you are.
And you're not crazy.....just in the midst of change and chaos.

Get yourself a dog and buy my sister's moral compass.
It won't come cheap, but it's a good one.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

illusion

#874
July 05, 2004, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaDear Bella,

I clumsily hit my boob with my car door
and now it's not very smart.

What should I do?

P.S.  I have a moral compass for sale.

Very Goddamn funny.

I would have thought that boob would smart a lot after being hit by a car door. :wink:

The Good Reverend Roger

#875
July 07, 2004, 08:58:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LostBella,

I'm going crazy.  I've lost my moral compass.  I don't even know who I am any more.
It's okay.
I know who you are.
And you're not crazy.....just in the midst of change and chaos.

Get yourself a dog and buy my sister's moral compass.
It won't come cheap, but it's a good one.

Not me.  See my PM.

If someone is playing monkeyfuck with MY IP address, I'll gnaw on their bones with my very own teeth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#876
July 07, 2004, 10:37:05 AM
Dear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#877
July 07, 2004, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#878
July 10, 2004, 03:30:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.

Hmm. All right. But it would be nice to hear from Bella too. That is, if she didn't get caught in a Montana biker stampede.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rev Thwack

#879
July 10, 2004, 12:17:26 PM
Dear Bella,

What the fuck happened to me and where the fuck did I go? I have no idea what happened over the last month, and would really appriciate any insight you might have into this.
My balls itch...

Bella

#880
July 10, 2004, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDear Bella,

Does putting a lit cigar out on someone constitute an offense to the cigar?

Ask my good friend William Jefferson Clinton...he is an expert on these matters, or so they say.

Hmm. All right. But it would be nice to hear from Bella too. That is, if she didn't get caught in a Montana biker stampede.
Depends on who the person is, Hugh.
If one were to put a cigar out on my ex-brother-in-law's mother, for instance it would be a most foul offense to the cigar.
It would please me, but it would be a major insult to a fine cigar.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#881
July 10, 2004, 07:25:19 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackDear Bella,

What the fuck happened to me and where the fuck did I go? I have no idea what happened over the last month, and would really appriciate any insight you might have into this.
Dear Thwack,

I don't know where you were, but I'll ask my sources and get back to you on this, okay?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#882
July 15, 2004, 10:32:41 AM
Dear Bella,

Can you translate this message from DS?

'The room was stemy.  "Wat Happed?"  You fell and hit
yor head pretty hard "Relly"? To the Captch then they saw the bondy.
It was as big as 15 fildeds. It stared bonking agenst the ship. The cru sed...?'

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Prickly

#883
July 15, 2004, 12:13:34 PM
Wonderful, glorious, incredible, and probably halfway decent Bella,
My partially imaginary girlfriend has been doing some really annoying things lately. Leaving the toilet seat up, belching loudly while watching football, that kind of thing. That, and I think she might be stealing from me, and sleeping with another guy, who happens to be my entirely imaginary friend. Most of my real friends say I should dump her and find someone incapable of sleeping with my imaginary friend, but most entirely real women think I'm crazy when I mention Steve. If I leave her, I'm afraid I'll die cold, alone, and probably a bit wealthier since she won't be stealing from me anymore.
So, my question is, if I buy City of Heroes, does the retail game come with a subscription? I don't want to spend $50 on the game only to have to spend another $30 just to start playing it. If you know the answer, please get back to me. Thanks.
Disoriented in Delaware
Pope Prickly the Pielyamorous Porcupine of the Bent Quarter Cabal and, more recently, the Sunrise If You Dare Cabal

Before the beginning, there was a 50/50 chance of either something or nothing existing. So, something and nothing decided to flip a coin to decide which of them would exist. However, in order for there to be a coin to flip, something had to have already won the toss. Therefore, you only exist because something is a cheating bastard.

Malaul

#884
July 15, 2004, 01:41:51 PM
why does this soiunds farmilliar?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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