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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 17, 2007, 02:23:03 PM

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Aucoq

#61
March 17, 2011, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 18, 2007, 01:53:27 AM
Yeah, one of my best friends from highschool played "America's propaganda machine" and decided he wanted to join the army. 6 months later he commited suicide.

I can't help but feel that if it weren't for that stupid game he'd be alive today.

One of my best friends played Mario Brothers, and decided he wanted to be a plumber.  6 months later, he was killed in a freak accident involving a hat and suspenders. 

I can't help but feel that if it weren't for that stupid game he'd be alive today.

Was he stuck in a pipe?
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#62
March 20, 2011, 08:20:58 PM
Ive noticed a trend of short people I know enlisting in the military.

I dont think its that short people enlist more, I think its that they brag about it more.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#63
March 21, 2011, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 20, 2011, 08:20:58 PM
Ive noticed a trend of short people I know enlisting in the military.

I dont think its that short people enlist more, I think its that they brag about it more.

I think they accidentally come on their face more too.

Dimo, for example.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Luna

#64
March 21, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 21, 2011, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 20, 2011, 08:20:58 PM
Ive noticed a trend of short people I know enlisting in the military.

I dont think its that short people enlist more, I think its that they brag about it more.

I think they accidentally come on their face more too.

Dimo, for example.

"Accidentally?"
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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#65
March 22, 2011, 12:06:40 AM
:lulz:
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Prince Glittersnatch III

#66
March 22, 2011, 04:33:36 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 21, 2011, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 20, 2011, 08:20:58 PM
Ive noticed a trend of short people I know enlisting in the military.

I dont think its that short people enlist more, I think its that they brag about it more.

I think they accidentally come on their face more too.

Dimo, for example.

"Accidentally?"

Accidents happen. For some reason they just happen to Dimo a lot more than often.

-(doesnt even know who dimo is)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jenne

#67
March 23, 2011, 12:44:46 AM
Dimo = Cuddlefish/Cuddlefist...
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