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Rev Roger, Sermon #6 (reprinty goodness)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 21, 2007, 07:30:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 21, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
WHO CAN TURN OFF THE ROGER DEVICE?

"...And shouldest destroy the destroyers of the Earth"
--Revelations 11:18

"Put no trust in the wrongdoers, lest the fire should touch you"
--The Koran 11:113

"Go, and never darken my towels again!"
--Groucho Marx, 'Animal Crackers'

Listen up, chilluns, cause I'm only gonna spew this once!  The Democrats AREN'T gonna save you!  The Libertarians AREN'T gonna save you!  The GOP SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA SAVE YOU!  In fact, you won't be saved...Because the problem isn't in the political parties, it's IN YOUR HEAD!  Can I get an 'AMEN'?

The fact of the matter, brothers and sisters, is that they are ALL liars, fools, and thieves!  That's right, our revolution of so many years ago has been betrayed by the money grubbers who tell us that money IS freedom; that God hates gays and Blacks and most of all, Arabs.  Are we just gonna sit here, stewing in our hatred of these bozos who claim to be our leaders?  That is the road to perdition, my friends, THE ROAD TO PERDITION, I SAY!  Now lissen up, cause this is the important part!  You have to shit that hate, my friends...shit it on those who have earned it!  SHIT YOUR HATE, OR YOU WILL DIE!  CAN I GET A 'HELL YEAH'?

Now, the money grubbing bastards in charge are gonna tell us that we have to be 'moderate'...they're gonna say, 'rule from the middle', 'be centrist, or no one will listen'...Well, that's horseshit.  You know it, I know it, and THEY know it.  And they are HOPING that we will FORGET IT!  Are we, brothers and sisters?  CAN I GET A 'HELL NO'?

That's why we're here tonight, folks!  The Freak Contingent is MAD AS HELL, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!  We're gonna toss out the GOP, the Democrats, and that moron from Texas!  Right on their asses!  We're gonna get this country back on track, safe for those who made us great...the FREAKS!  The MUTANTS!  Those who were made as prototypes, and the plans put away afterward for the safety of mankind!  The whores in Washington have had their day, BUT THE NIGHT OF THE WHOREHOPPER IS NIGH!  Enough with foreign wars, bad sex, lite beer, and regressive taxation!  For those who act like they own the place will have to pay the property tax!  And that's one tax you DON'T wanna pay when the deal goes down!  CAN I GET A 'HALLALUJAH'?

Butt what about little Billy, you say?  What's little Billy gonna do when those durned liberals put condoms in schools and take his Junior DHS badge and gun away?  What's little Billy gonna do when we teach him that bigotry is bad and the fair exchange of ideas is good?  WELL, YOU SAP, LITTLE BILLY IS GONNA BE A BOBDAMNED HUMAN BEING, THAT'S WHAT HE'S GONNA DO! CAN I GET A 'HELL YEAH'?

OR KILL ME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#1
March 21, 2007, 07:37:02 PM
Great rant, TGRR!!

Thurnez Isa

#2
March 21, 2007, 07:37:36 PM
in my opinion that rant had a really Hunter Thompson jive to it...
that obviously a compliment
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 21, 2007, 07:41:52 PM Last Edit: March 21, 2007, 07:55:22 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 21, 2007, 07:37:36 PM

that obviously a compliment

Yes, it is.  :D

TGRR,
Worships HST's old typewriter ribbons.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#4
March 21, 2007, 10:56:48 PM
I love anything with a Capt. Spaulding quote.

Jasper

#5
March 25, 2007, 03:12:33 AM
Yay.

hunter s.durden

#6
March 27, 2007, 10:50:35 AM
Hell Yeah!!!

(Sorry i'm late, it's been a busy week)
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Ambassador KAOS

#7
March 27, 2007, 07:56:33 PM
Nice.

This reminds me of something I saw in some movie or another (someone post which one it was if you know cuz I forgot).

The quote something like...

"A disshonest man cannot con an honest man, but two of them can.  The one disshonest man attempts to con the honest man and the honest man sees it coming.  The 2nd disshonest man then says:
'you can't trust him, he's disshonest' thereby earning the trust of the honest man.  And this is why we have Two political parties in America."

I never really understoond politics until I saw that.  I basically just thought it was WWF for white collar old people.   Watch them back to back, you'll see some scary trends they share.

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle...

preach on.
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phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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#8
March 27, 2007, 10:44:20 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 07:56:33 PM

I basically just thought it was WWF for white collar old people.   Watch them back to back, you'll see some scary trends they share.


You said something awesome - I knew you had it you!

Go little noob  :banana:

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Genocide Device

#9
March 30, 2007, 04:40:10 PM
Our biggest mistake was letting there become a difference between the gov and the people.  We constantly cry by the people and for the people but we have almost entirely forgotten ,Äúof,Äù the people.

If we are to take back the control we would only be picking up what was rightfully ours in the firs god damn place.
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guest7654

#10
March 30, 2007, 11:26:02 PM
love it  :mittens:

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
March 31, 2007, 07:00:22 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 30, 2007, 04:40:10 PM
Our biggest mistake was letting there become a difference between the gov and the people. 

What "government"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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