Messiah Complex

[LHX]

'Chosen One' disease -

a good way to rile people up in the right circumstances

say things like this:

'you wont understand these words right now'
'it was pre-determined that...'


also:
say something inflammatory, and preface it by saying 'i know you dont like to hear it...' as tho you are a messenger of a harsh truth


also:
predict your downfall by somebody close to you or at the least a assassination

[saint aini]

'Chosen One' disease -

a good way to rile people up in the right circumstances

say things like this:

'you wont understand these words right now'
'it was pre-determined that...'


also:
say something inflammatory, and preface it by saying 'i know you dont like to hear it...' as tho you are a messenger of a harsh truth


also:
predict your downfall by somebody close to you or at the least a assassination

You forgot all the divine geneology... Everyone is descended from Gods... even Julius V. Caesar.

[LHX]

i still dont see the roster in that ascii thing

where is the head?

[guest7654]

I have cracked the Bible code
I have created the philosopher's stone
I have possessed the Holy Gail and become drunk from the fountain of youth
The lost keys have been revealed to me
I have seen the darkness between the two most distant galaxies and the magnificant light trapped inside the most massive black hole
I have seen the end and the beginning
Heed my words if you seek immortality







That will usually get someone to stop bothering you.

[Lies]

Also, end everyone elses sentances with "just as the prophecies predict."

[Ambassador KAOS]

I have cracked the Bible code
I have created the philosopher's stone
I have possessed the Holy Gail and become drunk from the fountain of youth
The lost keys have been revealed to me
I have seen the darkness between the two most distant galaxies and the magnificant light trapped inside the most massive black hole
I have seen the end and the beginning
Heed my words if you seek immortality







That will usually get someone to stop bothering you.

I think it work work better during an introduction at a party, but that's just me.

(*copies down phrase)

[LMNO]

Do you tend to get beaten up at a lot of parties?

[Messier Undertree]

Ambassador Klok Kaos was already on fire when TGRR arrived at the party.

[Ambassador KAOS]

Do you tend to get beaten up at a lot of parties?

nah.

it's easier to communicate with people in person.  They can tell much quicker when I'm joking and that it's all done in the spirit of good fun.

Nobody here seems to want to take my word on that though, but I guess that 's to be expected.

[Ambassador KAOS]

Repost from somewhere else.

it's some dog fashion disco lyrics, thought it pertained to a bit of what was being talked about.  It's far more entertaining in song format.

Eat, for this is my body
Raise your glass and toast
For this is my blood
I am the pathway
Follow me downward
Into the void
I am the face of your fear
Salvation lives only through me

Look what we have done
With eyes open wide
Look what we have done
With eyes open wide

Like pale meteors, spent worlds
The angels drop from the firmament
Sway in the tremulous flash of cold dark eyes
The eye which turns and resists
Shining in the bright blood of grapes
Of wicked pontiffs, bloody kings
And like lightning you shock men's minds
Blessed the clear Ionian skies

Look what we have done
With eyes open wide
Look what we have done
With eyes open wide

Anyone within the sound of my voice
Listen to my every word
This is indeed a threat
I will not tolerate anything
But your complete and utter devotion to me

I need to know, that if nessacary you will die for me
Now tell me, will you die for me, will you die for me

My guidance doesn't come at a cheap price
And my words shouldn't be taken lightly
I am the air you take into your lungs
And the reality of your existance

And for those of you who stray
You will be hunted down like dogs
Those who obey my paradise
In a place we can all call home
In a place we can all some day die in

[Lies]

Repost from somewhere else.

it's some dog fashion disco lyrics, thought it pertained to a bit of what was being talked about.  It's far more entertaining in song format.

Eat, for this is my body
Raise your glass and toast
For this is my blood
I am the pathway
Follow me downward
Into the void
I am the face of your fear
Salvation lives only through me

Look what we have done
With eyes open wide
Look what we have done
With eyes open wide

Like pale meteors, spent worlds
The angels drop from the firmament
Sway in the tremulous flash of cold dark eyes
The eye which turns and resists
Shining in the bright blood of grapes
Of wicked pontiffs, bloody kings
And like lightning you shock men's minds
Blessed the clear Ionian skies

Look what we have done
With eyes open wide
Look what we have done
With eyes open wide

Anyone within the sound of my voice
Listen to my every word
This is indeed a threat
I will not tolerate anything
But your complete and utter devotion to me

I need to know, that if nessacary you will die for me
Now tell me, will you die for me, will you die for me

My guidance doesn't come at a cheap price
And my words shouldn't be taken lightly
I am the air you take into your lungs
And the reality of your existance

And for those of you who stray
You will be hunted down like dogs
Those who obey my paradise
In a place we can all call home
In a place we can all some day die in

Please to be explaining why you A: Reposted this drivel that you labelled "How to be a discordjan" and B:Even if it is just lyrics from some song, there is a thread specifically intended for sharing crappy lyrics, and could of posted it there.

Do you actually enjoy having your ass flamed?

[Lies]

Do you tend to get beaten up at a lot of parties?

nah.

it's easier to communicate with people in person.  They can tell much quicker when I'm joking and that it's all done in the spirit of good fun.

Nobody here seems to want to take my word on that though, but I guess that 's to be expected.

Yes, we all know that you are joking AKK, it's just that it's not funny here.
Do I have to explain why, or can I trust that you actually have brain cells to fire electro signals to one another to figure this little "puzzle" out?

[Ambassador KAOS]

Do you tend to get beaten up at a lot of parties?

nah.

it's easier to communicate with people in person.  They can tell much quicker when I'm joking and that it's all done in the spirit of good fun.

Nobody here seems to want to take my word on that though, but I guess that 's to be expected.

Yes, we all know that you are joking AKK, it's just that it's not funny here.
Do I have to explain why, or can I trust that you actually have brain cells to fire electro signals to one another to figure this little "puzzle" out?

enlighten me. 

[Lies]

Do you tend to get beaten up at a lot of parties?

nah.

it's easier to communicate with people in person.  They can tell much quicker when I'm joking and that it's all done in the spirit of good fun.

Nobody here seems to want to take my word on that though, but I guess that 's to be expected.

Yes, we all know that you are joking AKK, it's just that it's not funny here.
Do I have to explain why, or can I trust that you actually have brain cells to fire electro signals to one another to figure this little "puzzle" out?

enlighten me. 

*sigh* Ok, I've had 3 hours sleep last night, and 5 hours or hard physical labour involving cutting down trees, mulching brances, and putt up fences and carry cement around.

I'm going to try to explain this to you as best as I can, so please, try to see where we're coming from here.

Now, this hurts to admit, but, AKK, I *like* you, but not for the reasons you may think...

Actually, sorry, I take that back. I *don't hate you*, the liking part still has to be earnt... You, dear sir, you are a fucking moron here.

Yes, you may be a beautiful and unique snowflake out "there", you can say outlandish things and peons may laugh, but it doesn't work here. Why?
Is it because the people here are close minded greyfaces pretending to be discordians?

No. It's just the whole routine your pulling has kinda been done to death. You can only watch a comedy movie so many times before you stop laughing...

But, like *I'm* really one to talk. I had to go through the exact same shit as you, and not too long ago. I realised what I thought was funny in *my* head, and what might be funny to my friends or whatever, isn't funny here. And I saw why. And I can see it even more so, seeing several noobs after me pull the same shtick, including you.

Theres a sort of "higher" sense of humour here, and most people are just sick of the drivel of having another noob come in with their "outstanding" personality.
It just *might* be the winning personality to get you by *if* you had come here when disco was still new and was "in fashion", but everyones sorta past the joke now.
Yes, the PD has great stuff in it, and provided excellent yuks.

Notice, that no one has ever *restricted* your right to say anything, it's just that everyone here has the right to say what they think about you as well.
One thing you can sorta count on from us is that we're genuine. If we think your being a complete fuckwit, and hey, it's not like were *fake* discordians here, then maybe, just maybe, there's a reasoning behind it.

I mean, you've read The Good Rev Rog's sermons now haven't you? He's no fucking moron. Yet probably out of all of us, his jadedness in dealing with fuck wittism is the highest out of all of us to the point where he doesn't care if you're alive or dead, and will be happy to state this.
Now, I personally have my own personal disagreements with Rog on certain subjects, esp in regards to how I felt that he treated me unfairly when I was first posting here.

But I gather thats because I haven't had to deal with fuckwits all the time, and it'll get to a point where theres this automatic wall of fire that goes up when your new and say one dumb thing too many, and then no matter what you say, it seems to come across as complete idiocy to everyone else, even though you thought you put alot of wit and thought into it.

But theres a reason for that. And I can see it.

And I've put entirely too much energy trying to explain whats going on here, so if this leaves you with any more questions, or in fact doesn't mean anything to you at all, I'll just let nature take it's course and leave you to the wolves, where you'll either be eaten up and spat the fuck outta here, or you'll be regurgitated into a new paradigm of thinking, and will actually see what it was that you were doing wrong and start posting more quality shit here.

[Ambassador KAOS]

your words are appreciated.

I recognize that anything said has probably been said before; there is nothing new under the sun.

that being said, I'm new here and I need to find what works and what doesn't.  Experience is the best way to do that.  How should I blindly take roger's and RBG's openers seriously if I have not seen evidence to their truths?  Would that not make me a blind sheep falling in line to the status quo? 

Why should I trust the words of some random shmoe I know from nothing?

You've already had the chance to experience what I'm doing now and when you were satisfied with what you saw you moved on and integrated yourself.

The same will be true with me.  Just like everyone here wants me to prove themself to them, I want the same of everyone else.

Until then, try not to make yourself sick with this, it's not good for you.

I can't remember who said it but "I wouldn't partake in any institution that would have me as a member."

I interperet this (in this specific application) to mean anyone who is readilly accepting comes off as clingy and needy and thus undesireable.  I'll get my fill of shit and get tired like everyone else did at some point.