OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.

[Cain]

Jonathan Schwarz is basically one of the best bloggers out there.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I made this:


I am the ninth richest person in the US and third richest woman in the world.

I not rich because of anything I have done for myself, but solely because I am heiress to the Walmart fortune.

I once struck and killed a 50-year-old mother of two while speeding.  Despite my numerous prior tickets for reckless driving, no charges were filed.

I once plowed into a gas meter while driving drunk.  I shouted "I'm Alice Walton, bitch!" at the arresting officer.  I paid a small fine, but got no jail time.

Now, just last week, I was pulled over for doing 71 in a 55 through a construction zone.  My BAC was twice the legal limit.  According to my spokesman, I accept full responsibility for this unfortunate incident and deeply regret it.

I am the 1%

[Juana]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I made this:


I am the ninth richest person in the US and third richest woman in the world.

I not rich because of anything I have done for myself, but solely because I am heiress to the Walmart fortune.

I once struck and killed a 50-year-old mother of two while speeding.  Despite my numerous prior tickets for reckless driving, no charges were filed.

I once plowed into a gas meter while driving drunk.  I shouted "I'm Alice Walton, bitch!" at the arresting officer.  I paid a small fine, but got no jail time.

Now, just last week, I was pulled over for doing 71 in a 55 through a construction zone.  My BAC was twice the legal limit.  According to my spokesman, I accept full responsibility for this unfortunate incident and deeply regret it.

I am the 1%

That's damn good.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

OHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

I CAN PUT IT ON PAPER!
GOD DAMMIT I LOVE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!

I gotta print that one out and post it everywhere...

I'm following on your footsteps.
every starbucks, food truck, restaurant, atm, place with foot traffic where people are bored, waiting rooms... oh boy

HOT TIP:

Self-adhesive 2-part shipping labels are damn cheap on eBay: http://www.ebay.com/itm/200-Self-Adhesive-Mailing-Shipping-Labels-8-5x5-paypal-/290619234819?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item43aa419a03

GAH! Why didn't I think of that! I have a bunch of them that I can "win" from work!

[kingyak]

The Bible: It's all about capitalism.


(Name and photo obscured to protect the stupid)

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

The Bible: It's all about capitalism.


(Name and photo obscured to protect the stupid)

Mt 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

That's Reaganomics in a nutshell right there.

[kingyak]

The Bible: It's all about capitalism.


(Name and photo obscured to protect the stupid)

Mt 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

That's Reaganomics in a nutshell right there.

Guess my idea that Jesus had some good ideas is too hung up on all the talk about needles and camels and helping those in need.

[Payne]

The Bible: It's all about capitalism.


(Name and photo obscured to protect the stupid)

Mt 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

That's Reaganomics in a nutshell right there.

Guess my idea that Jesus had some good ideas is too hung up on all the talk about needles and camels and helping those in need.

Of course, Jesus is talking about the rather more theological problems of faith and understanding of the kingdom of heaven than he is material goods in that quote, but that's by the by.

[Cain]

[Doktor Howl]

America

[The Rev]

One is probably in a country club setting, the other, well, probably not.

[Cramulus]

[The Rev]

[Triple Zero]

Julian Assange kinda looks like Tom Hanks there.