Pie or Cake?

[navkat]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN.

[Triple Zero]

Hey yeah, I made onion cake once. Totally forgot about that, it was pretty good, if somewhat weird.

Should try to find the recipe again.

[Phox]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww. 

[Luna]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww. 

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

[Phox]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww. 

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

[Eater of Clowns]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

[Luna]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

[leln]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

[Luna]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.

[Kai]

COOKIES AND PIE PARTY!!


....shit, I think I got the wrong year.

[leln]

COOKIES AND PIE PARTY!!


....shit, I think I got the wrong year.

Hmm, so we could have pie vs. cake and a cookies vs. tarts contest at the same gathering...

I think we'd need to see if Suu could make commemorative aprons for everyone involved.

[AFK]

 

[Luna]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.

[Triple Zero]

I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.

[Salty]

I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.

Clearly your judgment was clouded by the fumes of so many spags in one place.
That and alcohol.