Pie or Cake?

[Cain]

I only drink Bushmills with coke and ice.

Besides, with vodka put it through the water filter a few times then chuck it in the freezer.  Comes out beautifully.

[Kimmy Gibbler]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

A few days before that, I gave my roommate a shot of the stuff.  He immediately started coughing and crying while I pointed and laughed.

Now, back on topic.  Bow down to your lord and savior.

[Cain]

Its too sugary.  Bushmills is destined to be a high quality mixer and nothing more.

[theCalmpsychopath]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

A few days before that, I gave my roommate a shot of the stuff.  He immediately started coughing and crying while I pointed and laughed.

Now, back on topic.  Bow down to your lord and savior.

[Richter]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Pseudoephedrine HCL decongestants also help (or diphenhydramine HCL, to a lesser extent).  They're no fix for the infection, but they'll take the pressure off.  Combining ::Carefully:: with alchohol works better, and will hopefully avoid the possibility of your eardrum blowing out while you're passed out. 

-R

[Kimmy Gibbler]

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind if that ever happens again.

The doc gave me antibiotics and vicodin.  I would go to work, pop one and spend the afternoon/evening with a big goofy smile on my face.  Best work week EVAR.

[Cain]

I am reliably informed that working with codeine is the best.

[Richter]

I am reliably informed that working with codeine is the best.

Opiates in general are damn effective at making you brain feel better than anything else. 

Izzo: That avatar is made of win.  Thanks for throwing out something I could  to!

-R

[tyrannosaurus vex]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

[saint aini]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');

[saint aini]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');

Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?

[Richter]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');

Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?

The depraved of my land know this as "Robotripping".  I've got no lethality stats, but all reports say it's a bad trip to go on.
Like I tell me sibbling: Get real drugs.

-R

[tyrannosaurus vex]

A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');

Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?

The depraved of my land know this as "Robotripping".  I've got no lethality stats, but all reports say it's a bad trip to go on.
Like I tell me sibbling: Get real drugs.

-R

I would never do that, but there's no reason not to tell you to.  My wife used to, until it gave her a case of gall stones so bad that she was hours away from death.

As for "Real Drugs," yes, that's preferred.  Or at least the active ingredient in Robo purified somehow so as to eliminate all the other crap they put in there.

[LMNO]

Used to be codiene.

Now, I think it's just ibuprophin, pseudoephidrine, and alcohol.