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zen_magick

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #210 on: November 13, 2011, 11:00:42 am »
It's a tie between two for me:

1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"

2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
   
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #211 on: November 16, 2011, 10:57:17 am »
Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #212 on: December 19, 2011, 11:42:54 pm »
Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #213 on: April 04, 2019, 12:31:01 am »
This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #214 on: June 28, 2019, 10:36:04 pm »
Well that sucks.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #215 on: June 28, 2019, 11:55:01 pm »
"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #216 on: June 29, 2019, 12:16:05 am »
Rock and roll will never die.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #217 on: June 29, 2019, 09:15:29 pm »
In fact I am immune to steam rollers.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #218 on: June 30, 2019, 07:50:59 pm »
Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #219 on: July 06, 2019, 05:45:23 pm »
I didn't start it, he did.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #220 on: July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 pm »
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #221 on: July 07, 2019, 03:38:17 am »
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

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<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #222 on: July 07, 2019, 06:15:56 pm »
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #223 on: July 07, 2019, 06:25:12 pm »
Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.
You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.   --"Intersections in Real Time"

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #224 on: July 07, 2019, 09:37:24 pm »
Yes, those pants do make you look fat.