Author Topic: ITT: Famous Last Words  (Read 59590 times)

zen_magick

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #210 on: November 13, 2011, 11:00:42 am »
It's a tie between two for me:

1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"

2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
   
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #211 on: November 16, 2011, 10:57:17 am »
Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #212 on: December 19, 2011, 11:42:54 pm »
Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #213 on: April 04, 2019, 12:31:01 am »
This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #214 on: June 28, 2019, 10:36:04 pm »
Well that sucks.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #215 on: June 28, 2019, 11:55:01 pm »
"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Evil doesn't work without good people. Good people will do the most repugnant, nasty shit for what they think are "the right reasons"

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #216 on: June 29, 2019, 12:16:05 am »
Rock and roll will never die.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #217 on: June 29, 2019, 09:15:29 pm »
In fact I am immune to steam rollers.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #218 on: June 30, 2019, 07:50:59 pm »
Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #219 on: July 06, 2019, 05:45:23 pm »
I didn't start it, he did.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #220 on: July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 pm »
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #221 on: July 07, 2019, 03:38:17 am »
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

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<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #222 on: July 07, 2019, 06:15:56 pm »
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #223 on: July 07, 2019, 06:25:12 pm »
Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #224 on: July 07, 2019, 09:37:24 pm »
Yes, those pants do make you look fat.