News:

if the thee off of you are revel in the fact you ds a discordant suck it's dick and praise it's agenda? guess what bit-chit's not. hat I in fact . do you really think it'd theshare about shit, hen you should indeed tare-take if the frontage that you're into. do you really think it's the hardcore shite of the left thy t? you're little f/cking girls parackind abbot in tituts. FUCK YOU. you're latecomers, and you 're folks who don't f/cking get it. plez challenge me.

Main Menu

ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 12 13 14 15 16
User actions

zen_magick

#210
November 13, 2011, 11:00:42 AM
It's a tie between two for me:

1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"

2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
   
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.

Blow my Mind or Blow Me!

KaaosovCyn

#211
November 16, 2011, 10:57:17 AM
Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...

Slurrealist

#212
December 19, 2011, 11:42:54 PM
Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

Fujikoma

#213
April 04, 2019, 12:31:01 AM
This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

Abbot Mythos

#214
June 28, 2019, 10:36:04 PM
Well that sucks.

Doktor Howl

#215
June 28, 2019, 11:55:01 PM
"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."
Molon Lube

Abbot Mythos

#216
June 29, 2019, 12:16:05 AM
Rock and roll will never die.

TastyCle

#217
June 29, 2019, 09:15:29 PM
In fact I am immune to steam rollers.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

Abbot Mythos

#218
June 30, 2019, 07:50:59 PM
Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.

Abbot Mythos

#219
July 06, 2019, 05:45:23 PM
I didn't start it, he did.

Don Coyote

#220
July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 PM
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

The Johnny

#221
July 07, 2019, 03:38:17 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 PM
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

:lol:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Abbot Mythos

#222
July 07, 2019, 06:15:56 PM
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

chaotic neutral observer

#223
July 07, 2019, 06:25:12 PM
Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Abbot Mythos

#224
July 07, 2019, 09:37:24 PM
Yes, those pants do make you look fat.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 12 13 14 15 16
User actions