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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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NOVA

#165
March 22, 2009, 08:07:40 AM
This food tastes funny.

Bob Fossil

#166
March 22, 2009, 09:08:44 AM
Damn, I wish I would've loaded that pipe.
"Nicey nicey zoo zoo, for him and her and me and you!"

Bu🤠ns

#167
March 22, 2009, 03:25:15 PM
Quote from: Burns on March 19, 2009, 05:42:09 AM
"Oh look! A penny quarter!!"

fxxd for relevance.

Cramulus

#168
October 14, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

I'd say SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK how did you time it so that I died just as I was about to bump this thread?

Jasper

#169
October 14, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
"THE OCEANS WILL RISE!  THE CITIES WILL CRUMBLE!  POGS WILL COME BACK!"

OR

"The cure for cancer is-arrrg!"

(Stolen from SMBC)

Rumckle

#170
October 15, 2010, 10:27:48 AM
"Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame"


ETA:
"I guess I should have watched my backspace"
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

the dreadful hours

#171
October 16, 2010, 12:48:00 PM
i'm happy

AFK

#172
November 15, 2010, 02:34:47 PM
"Imma gonna let you finish dying old man but I'm about to have the best heart attack of all time!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

themenniss

#173
November 29, 2010, 05:46:47 AM
WHAT? A POT??!?!?1
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Don Coyote

#174
November 29, 2010, 05:52:24 AM
well...

AFK

#175
November 29, 2010, 01:33:35 PM
Well why the fuck do you keep the rat poison next to the barbecue sauce? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dean

#176
December 10, 2010, 06:06:57 AM
Bitch! You don't even know how to use a skillet!

*skillet THWACK*

*revenge achieved, freedom achieved*

the dreadful hours

#177
January 04, 2011, 08:02:10 PM
im flying to arkansas

Jasper

#178
January 04, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
Death By Assasination - Achievement Unlocked

Fujikoma

#179
January 05, 2011, 01:15:49 PM
Ok, now it's YOUR turn.
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