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« Reply #165 on: July 07, 2008, 05:03:09 pm »
Good show guys!  I really enjoyed these. 
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« Reply #166 on: July 23, 2008, 02:34:13 am »
My sewing machine doesn't seam to like processing silk. I have to worm my way out of a sticky situation here.

I'm also knife-pleating, instead of gathering, because it just looks sharp.
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« Reply #167 on: July 23, 2008, 05:22:06 am »
I hate sewing slippery fabric, I feel your pain.
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« Reply #168 on: July 23, 2008, 08:19:01 am »
My sewing machine doesn't seam to like processing silk. I have to worm my way out of a sticky situation here.

I'm also knife-pleating, instead of gathering, because it just looks sharp.

You know, you're really warped.
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« Reply #169 on: July 23, 2008, 02:41:07 pm »
My sewing machine doesn't seam to like processing silk. I have to worm my way out of a sticky situation here.

I'm also knife-pleating, instead of gathering, because it just looks sharp.

You know, you're really warped.

The sick thing is, I actually said all of this out loud and didn't realize it was punny until Mr. Suu gave me a look.  :|

I'm working with silk dupioni, Nigel, so it's not that slippery, but it has thicker colored threads in the weft, the warp are thin black threads of fine silk. So it turned out being a bit harder to cut than I thought...being that...you know...silk is stronger than steel...And for those that have ever worked with good silk, you know that the fibers if you yank them apart, still tend to feel a bit sticky. So sticky threads coming out of a worm's ass, steel needle not wanting to make seams...sharp knife-pleats... :x
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #170 on: July 23, 2008, 05:04:15 pm »
Mmmmm dupioni! It's my favorite. I just made three skirts out of dupioni; one red, one green, and one olive. I feel your pain, although my skirts were a hell of a lot simpler since they didn't require any pleating.
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« Reply #171 on: July 23, 2008, 06:43:24 pm »
The Muffin Man asked Little Miss Muffet out on a date.
"I know you" she replied. "You're a crumby character.  There's no whey I'd go out with you."
So, he had to tuffet out home alone. 
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« Reply #172 on: August 05, 2008, 05:12:15 pm »
I went to my camp on the lake over the weekend.  I had a hard time though, cause I knew I wanted to do something in the water but I couldn't make up my mind.  Did I want to go in a boat, or just get in the water myself? 

All weekend long I was consumed with this debate of Row vs. Wade. 
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« Reply #173 on: August 05, 2008, 09:43:10 pm »
Dear me, I'm spreading the pun virus to other message boards now:

http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2931951#2931951

They need a little more practice though. 
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« Reply #174 on: August 19, 2008, 05:13:53 pm »
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« Reply #175 on: August 19, 2008, 05:47:19 pm »
Jamaican me crazy!!!
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« Reply #176 on: August 27, 2008, 12:03:35 pm »
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« Reply #178 on: September 08, 2008, 04:22:20 pm »
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Awesome!
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« Reply #179 on: September 08, 2008, 04:29:56 pm »
<&Payne> Eve was talking about her viola when I entered chat, and one thing led to another...
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<@[000]> just like in boston
<@[000]> try to make some advertising for a cartoon
<@[000]> then one thing LED to another,
<@[000]> and you got a terrrrist warning panic scare explosion
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