RWHN's Pun House

[AFK]

Losing the lemon-eating contest left a sour taste in Johnny's mouth. 

[AFK]

Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the grocery store?
Because he was picking his nose in the produce section. 

[Chairman Risus]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

you could really wear out this guy-->  in this thread

[AFK]

Mmm, Snow Spam.

One wouldn't expect to like Snow Spam, Yeti would. 

[Suu]

[13:22] Richter: oh shit
[13:22] Richter: you remember this?
[13:22] Richter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCye7v79Tz0
[13:26] Suu: I don't.
[13:26] Suu: But I have to leave a comment about the racist shit on there.
[13:26] Richter: ? in the comments or the music video?
[13:27] Suu: comments.
[13:27] Suu: the song ain't racist.
[13:27] Suu: lol look
[13:27] Richter: this race has an unending supply of foolishness, it's astounding
[13:28] Suu: Turkey is a different culture.
[13:28] Richter: yup, more ottoman
[13:28] Richter: better place to put your feet up

[Triple Zero]

can't remember if i ever posted this one before:

[AFK]

Treble brewing ITT

[AFK]

Ha!  Pun of the Day again.  www.punoftheday.com

[Iron Sulfide]

i would like to take a moment to shamelessly self promote my music here.

puns, mondegreens, malapropisms, double entendre, irony and general phono-phernaelia include:

Philly Fillet, and the Love Cuts (The Band)
the task force/thugs/roadies: Fillet Minions
The Hour Long Fillet Show (Album/show?!?)

i do dance dangerously close to racist undertones, which is bound to get me flack, i know, i know-
but it's always in a deceptive way that turns out to venerate instead of defame, which is intended to make
a listener feel modestly ashamed after discovering the "real" lyrics...

such as  "mozl tov cocktails", "planting kikes like ficus trees" (probably the wurst one i have)

that's the fillet, as for the Philly- the sexual innuendo ranges from subtle to stupid.

that page is my no means comprehensive of the work i've done, but whatever. i shat it. root through what you will.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would listen, but the server is down.

[Darth Cupcake]

My friend IMs me earlier today--

Phil: If a Japanese chick has to do something, does that mean she has an obliGEISHAn?
me: ...
me: you are awful.

[Iron Sulfide]

short and sweet. let's fork.

[AFK]

My wife is such a card, and she's the Queen of my heart. 

[Cramulus]

found at EB&G