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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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LMNO

#75
August 16, 2007, 03:11:03 PM
THIS IS ENERGY FOR MEN!


MENERGY!


THESE AREN'T ORDINARY PUNS, THEY'RE


TURBOPUNS!!!

Suu

#76
August 16, 2007, 04:06:31 PM
This just in!

DJ Joe: Interesting work on Delicious's cube. I'm glad that you got Gaul in there.

Suu: Yeah, I guess it took some Gaul to put all that up. Now excuse me while I empty my bladder.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#77
August 16, 2007, 04:11:34 PM



Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 16, 2007, 04:06:31 PM
This just in!

DJ Joe: Interesting work on Delicious's cube. I'm glad that you got Gaul in there.

Suu: Yeah, I guess it took some Gaul to put all that up. Now excuse me while I empty my bladder.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#78
August 17, 2007, 03:17:14 PM
*Office has a small infestation of fruit flies at the moment*

Me: Fucking flies. I go to open my drawer to my tea and theyre there, lined up and ready to dive in. I put some alcohol on the handle and around the edges, hopefully that will help.

Super: Or you'll just have drunk flies.

Me: Eh, I dunno. I used rubbing alcohol, maybe they will actually DIE.

Super: Then again, I don't know if you could tell the difference between a drunk fly and a sober fly. Maybe the drunk ones will actually fly straight...Or they could just be buzzed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

PopeTom

#79
August 21, 2007, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 17, 2007, 03:17:14 PM
*Office has a small infestation of fruit flies at the moment*

Me: Fucking flies. I go to open my drawer to my tea and theyre there, lined up and ready to dive in. I put some alcohol on the handle and around the edges, hopefully that will help.

Super: Or you'll just have drunk flies.

Me: Eh, I dunno. I used rubbing alcohol, maybe they will actually DIE.

Super: Then again, I don't know if you could tell the difference between a drunk fly and a sober fly. Maybe the drunk ones will actually fly straight...Or they could just be buzzed.

You: It was at that point, your honor, that I shot him.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

AFK

#80
August 22, 2007, 03:52:55 PM
It was fairly obvious what he was up to, when thin Lee veiled a temp. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#81
August 22, 2007, 03:58:59 PM
Chad very much enjoyed the Turkey.  When he was Finnish, he was no longer Hungary. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

#82
August 22, 2007, 04:03:18 PM
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

#83
August 24, 2007, 05:53:53 PM
Jimmy went into the Paradise Buffet, where he enjoyed a cheeseburger. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#84
August 29, 2007, 03:18:38 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 06, 2007, 07:15:09 PM
I just want you guys to know that THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL (namely me) just spent 10 minutes trying to shop the Quaker Oats guy's face onto Humpty's body. It was a dismal failure.

Professor Cramulus
Defeated



It's difficult to do, and it still looks shit.

:|

AFK

#85
August 29, 2007, 03:37:33 PM
Yeah, it just looks like he's a burn victim and the nurse did a horrible job with the face wrap.

But it is amusing nonetheless. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#86
August 29, 2007, 03:44:37 PM
"Has WOMP finally met its match?!"
    \

AFK

#87
August 29, 2007, 05:55:57 PM
Har!  I c wut u did thar!!!! 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#88
September 06, 2007, 02:30:45 PM
So, I hear the Fat Lady has finale sung for Pavoratti
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#89
September 10, 2007, 03:09:07 PM
 :argh!:

I came up with this great pun this morning.
It was full of win and lulz.
But then, I had to help a co-worker sign into her computer.
And now, I've forgotten it.

this makes me perturbed. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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