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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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#45
July 10, 2007, 08:11:05 PM


Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#46
July 10, 2007, 08:11:31 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#47
July 10, 2007, 08:12:11 PM
I like the second one.  Very conceptual.

The first one... the firt Muppets Movie did it better.

AFK

#48
July 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
agreed on both accounts
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#49
July 10, 2007, 08:17:41 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#50
July 10, 2007, 08:20:26 PM


Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#51
July 10, 2007, 08:21:39 PM

AFK

#52
July 10, 2007, 08:26:08 PM
I have to say, typing "visual pun" into Google Images didn't open quite the treasure chest I had anticipated. 

Ooh, someone needs to do "Treasure Chest". 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#53
July 10, 2007, 09:40:54 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#54
July 17, 2007, 03:34:55 PM
There once was a mushroom named Mark
He took his lady for a stroll in the park
She had a twinkle in her eye
And said, "You are a really fungi"
And then they were both eaten by a lark.

limerick pun ftw. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#55
July 17, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
not a pun, but....




There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks
but he wrote them too short

AFK

#56
July 17, 2007, 03:48:55 PM
There once was a baby seal named Bub
He decided to walk into a club.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#57
July 17, 2007, 03:54:06 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
not a pun, but....




There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks
but he wrote them too short

I lol'ed. Hard.

I feel dirty now.

Triple Zero

#58
July 17, 2007, 04:11:38 PM
there once was a poet who tried for a month
to find a word rhyming with purple
he thought maybe orange,
and possibly silver,
are bad words for a limerick-writer
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#59
July 17, 2007, 04:26:56 PM Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 05:54:23 PM by Rev. What's-His-Name?
A clam in my hand.
Can I mussel it open?
Otter be careful.

Haiku Pun

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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