YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)

[AFK]

How bout we make that the terms of acceptance for registering to join the forum. 

[LMNO]

Ha!


That would be cool, if anyone actually reads those things.

[Triple Zero]

i usually give it a very short glance and if it looks like the standard jabbering of legalese, i click agree.

if my eye caught a few mentions of "eris" or "discordia" when signing up for a discordian board, i might actually read it.

[Nomad]

   Listen,
Maybe my infernal writings were perhaps not up to the bar of high dischord society as it is held here on said board.  Maybe perhaps possibly per chance there is actually some acorn of intelligence or purpose in what I have chosen to send to you all.  Now, I'm not writing this to attempt to sound like I'm not and idiot, or that I'm some sort of special orator who is better than you... I just needed a chance to see what I was getting into.  It is strewn across the astral plane that you hate the 523FnordPOEE form of dischordianship where we all began, so ur hostility is appreciated, your manifesto read and maybe even agreed with.  I just simply don't have the time to read everything on this board or sort through it all in order to see it for myself.  And for Goddess' sake I just wanted some attention... it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.

so, thanks for the love, I'm deeply impressed with the hostile form it presented itself in.  Maybe someday I'll be able to look down on people as well as the lot of you

btw- I never even read the principia, and I don't wear my underwear on top of my head either (no matter what you've heard)

I do however like long walks on the beach and rituals meant to summon Cthulu

[LMNO]

Maybe perhaps possibly per chance there is actually some acorn of intelligence or purpose in what I have chosen to send to you all. 

Cool.

Post it.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

   Listen,
Maybe my infernal writings were perhaps not up to the bar of high dischord society as it is held here on said board.  Maybe perhaps possibly per chance there is actually some acorn of intelligence or purpose in what I have chosen to send to you all.  Now, I'm not writing this to attempt to sound like I'm not and idiot, or that I'm some sort of special orator who is better than you... I just needed a chance to see what I was getting into.  It is strewn across the astral plane that you hate the 523FnordPOEE form of dischordianship where we all began, so ur hostility is appreciated, your manifesto read and maybe even agreed with.  I just simply don't have the time to read everything on this board or sort through it all in order to see it for myself.  And for Goddess' sake I just wanted some attention... it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.

so, thanks for the love, I'm deeply impressed with the hostile form it presented itself in.  Maybe someday I'll be able to look down on people as well as the lot of you

btw- I never even read the principia, and I don't wear my underwear on top of my head either (no matter what you've heard)

I do however like long walks on the beach and rituals meant to summon Cthulu

Summoning Hastur is more fun.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, that's so ironic.

OH THE EXTREME IRONY

This whole thread was worth reading just for that link.

Also I am glad I didn't read it when I first signed up, I would have been way more self-conscious and weird about posting if I had.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

   Listen,
Maybe my infernal writings were perhaps not up to the bar of high dischord society as it is held here on said board.  Maybe perhaps possibly per chance there is actually some acorn of intelligence or purpose in what I have chosen to send to you all.  Now, I'm not writing this to attempt to sound like I'm not and idiot, or that I'm some sort of special orator who is better than you... I just needed a chance to see what I was getting into.  It is strewn across the astral plane that you hate the 523FnordPOEE form of dischordianship where we all began, so ur hostility is appreciated, your manifesto read and maybe even agreed with.  I just simply don't have the time to read everything on this board or sort through it all in order to see it for myself.  And for Goddess' sake I just wanted some attention... it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.

so, thanks for the love, I'm deeply impressed with the hostile form it presented itself in.  Maybe someday I'll be able to look down on people as well as the lot of you

btw- I never even read the principia, and I don't wear my underwear on top of my head either (no matter what you've heard)

I do however like long walks on the beach and rituals meant to summon Cthulu

too much?

[saint aini]

Nomad...

Go ahead and burn your face and/or hair off. To me, it seems discordians are masters of signals.  Like cancer.

[Apikoros II]

I just read through that whole 10 page thread and I am still not sure... well, I am just going to be me, or me pretending to be Apikoros II etc, and if you like what I say cool and if not, well, thats cool too. Also, I don't eat fire but I dig hot wings... Is that similar enough to fit in? Also, when did I start caring about fitting in? And when did I start typing my internal monologues? Also, I kinda wanna slip a 23 (and Pron, I heard that's bad. I think it is like Tron but less dated) in here 'cause that seems to turn everyones hats and I tend to be an Iconoclast even in what I expect (hope) is a bunch of other Iconoclasts....

The thing to me about the Internet and life and shit is that there isn't anything new... There is nothing new under the sun, I think that was Ecclesiastes or that Pink Floyd cover band I saw once downtown.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Prawn is the new pr0n.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm
hot sexxay prawn

[Triple Zero]

Prawn is the new pr0n.

pr0k

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm
hot sexxay prawn

That picture is INSANE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Prawn is the new pr0n.

pr0k