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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2008, 01:44:48 pm »
I see it as "Neophallic Irreligions," and I've decided I like it better that way.

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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2008, 03:44:00 am »
I see it as "Neophallic Irreligions," and I've decided I like it better that way.

Fair enough, but I'm having trouble comprehending exactly what a "Neophallus" is.

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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2008, 03:59:57 am »
I see it as "Neophallic Irreligions," and I've decided I like it better that way.

Fair enough, but I'm having trouble comprehending exactly what a "Neophallus" is.
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2008, 04:01:26 am »
Ah yes, how could I have forgotten?
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2008, 10:07:57 pm »
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2008, 10:21:21 pm »
neophallic  irrigation does not sound fun...
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2008, 10:34:44 pm »
neophallic  irrigation does not sound fun...

it sounds like a procedure done after a sex change on a patent with a bad post op infection "i am sorry sir we are going to have to do a neophallic  irrigation"
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2010, 10:25:14 am »
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2010, 02:20:05 pm »
I see your Hal Phillips power does not extend to correct BB code usage. :sad:

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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2010, 02:46:59 pm »
I see your Hal Phillips power does not extend to correct BB code usage. :sad:
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2010, 03:26:10 am »
Is it bad that, no matter how many times I check this forum and see this thread, I always read its title as "Necrophilic Irreligions" and think Eww...Oh, that's not what it says at all. EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Fuck I thought thats what it did say until you pointed it out.
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2010, 03:50:00 am »
Who is Hal Philips? /shot
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Re: Neophilic Irreligions
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2010, 07:03:31 am »
I see your Hal Phillips power does not extend to correct BB code usage. :sad:

I've noticed that stringing too much BB code together tends to die on PD.com

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