Author Topic: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase  (Read 24938 times)

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #780 on: February 20, 2018, 04:47:26 pm »
Glad you and Don are okay/alive!



Came into the office today to learn that our IT department decided to block network access to several of our team's necessary web applications (And Facebook!  :argh!: ). The last time they did this, they did it by blocking access to some applications on only our system-wide proxy, and blocking other applications on the DIRECT connection, which was easily bypassed with a simple modification to our proxy script. But now they've blocked all kinds of shit on BOTH the proxy and DIRECT connection.

If someone had told me that I was gonna have to solve riddles in order to perform my required job functions, I would've joined Nicholas Cage as a Treasure Hunter.

Also, it's shit like this that makes security breaches like those that made our executives have a couple heart attacks last week well-deserved.

I'm so glad the company I'm supporting via contract is interested in my skills. My company obviously doesn't give a shit.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #781 on: Today at 12:05:48 pm »
Should get my final draft approved for the interesting tech I mentioned a few weeks ago today.  Though it likely won't be published for weeks, as soon as its OK'd, I'll post an abridged version of it here.