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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #300 on: October 07, 2019, 06:39:58 pm »
I recently hosted two Croats for a couple of weeks.  They are awesome people.  We should be as awesome.

All the Croats I have ever met have been the sort of Europeans the French think the French are.  Which they aren't.

But still, boiled garlic.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #301 on: October 09, 2019, 08:30:46 pm »
What's up, y'all?! I came here just for the rooftop pool party but i just might do some dabbling downstairs

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #302 on: October 09, 2019, 08:58:22 pm »
What's up, y'all?! I came here just for the rooftop pool party but i just might do some dabbling downstairs

Pool's on the...uh.  Wait.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #303 on: October 09, 2019, 09:10:14 pm »
Hello, new person!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #304 on: October 09, 2019, 09:23:55 pm »
Hiya! Hope you end up posting more than a handful of times.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #305 on: October 09, 2019, 11:51:53 pm »
What's up, y'all?! I came here just for the rooftop pool party but i just might do some dabbling downstairs

Just avoid the sub-basement.  It connects to the sewers, and there are nessies down there.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #306 on: October 10, 2019, 03:40:19 am »
What's up, y'all?! I came here just for the rooftop pool party but i just might do some dabbling downstairs

Just avoid the sub-basement.  It connects to the sewers, and there are nessies down there.

We sent Sams down with a baseball bat to deal with that.

Some time ago.  I'm sure he'll be along shortly.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.