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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #330 on: March 19, 2020, 06:10:39 pm »
This is true.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #331 on: March 29, 2020, 09:22:39 am »
Ok so...

As The Wizard Joseph advised me to look at this thread, I might as well post some confusing shit about my persona. So I start off with answering your oh-so-important questions (Don't you got a Secret Service to figure that out for you?)
Found this board roundabout a year ago after klicking on a link to pd.com on an Infamous Chaos Magick Order's website and immediatley got fixed. Shortly after that I found a discordian forum in my mother tounge, so I didn't bother coming back here, as those filthy germans managed to fulfil most of my spiritual, emotional and material needs. Up until now.
I came back here to seek for permission to use some of your texts and maybe a little support in developing my FYM23DMT and maybe some other shit Eris has planned for me in the future.

Yeah. Hail Eris and GOBBLE GOBBLE
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #332 on: March 29, 2020, 02:16:00 pm »
Hi, uh, Aids King.  :lol:

You're German? Are you part of Aktion23 or some other bwana cabal? (bwana is one of the German discordians that shows up here now and then) Welcome to the melee!






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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #333 on: March 30, 2020, 10:49:01 am »
Yeah well, I'm part German, part Hungarian, mostly Atlantian, and yes, those filthy Germans I mentioned are mostly from A23  (Not the St Yogi Bear Cabal, my Secret Service told me there were some incidents with them...)
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as well as member of the Caucus of Secret Hairmen within the ℧oS,
furtherless Chonk and temporary Superviser of the Labor Circle for Survival Artistry of the houly O⁙D⁙D⁙,
and least Greatest and Sole Majoestic Megagigaultraipspissimus and Desecrated Depthpriest of HM,ERIS
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #334 on: March 30, 2020, 05:16:36 pm »
Yeah well, I'm part German, part Hungarian, mostly Atlantian, and yes, those filthy Germans I mentioned are mostly from A23  (Not the St Yogi Bear Cabal, my Secret Service told me there were some incidents with them...)
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The Yogi Bear Cabal started here in 2003.  They're not bad people, just kinda on their own wavelength.  We still have the horrible Tao Jones/EvT threads here.  You can get diabetes just from reading them.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #335 on: March 30, 2020, 05:31:57 pm »
The "George Bush Discordian Saint" thing is fairly hilarious in hindsight. A shame I missed out on that.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #336 on: March 30, 2020, 06:15:23 pm »
The "George Bush Discordian Saint" thing is fairly hilarious in hindsight. A shame I missed out on that.

That was literally my very first PD troll.  :lol:
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #337 on: March 31, 2020, 07:31:46 pm »
The Yogi Bear Cabal started here in 2003.  They're not bad people, just kinda on their own wavelength.  We still have the horrible Tao Jones/EvT threads here.  You can get diabetes just from reading them.

Thanks, I already got enough diabetes from some of those bloody krauts's threads on their board, I think I'll pass on digging further into this fnorum than I already have.

The "George Bush Discordian Saint" thing is fairly hilarious in hindsight. A shame I missed out on that.
Isn't Donald Trump also a part of OM?
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GröVoRz (Greatest Dumbass of all Spime) of Lochstettenweiler in der Blase,
instruckted and soaked leaking In- and Expert of the Research Institute for Reality and Illusion,
as well as member of the Caucus of Secret Hairmen within the ℧oS,
furtherless Chonk and temporary Superviser of the Labor Circle for Survival Artistry of the houly O⁙D⁙D⁙,
and least Greatest and Sole Majoestic Megagigaultraipspissimus and Desecrated Depthpriest of HM,ERIS
(lvlup soon)

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #338 on: March 31, 2020, 08:26:24 pm »


Thanks, I already got enough diabetes from some of those bloody krauts's threads on their board, I think I'll pass on digging further into this fnorum than I already have.


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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #339 on: March 31, 2020, 08:58:07 pm »
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ffffffffucking sssssssssshit, Roger!


but yo,



yo,



we should do a dramatic reading of this thread.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #340 on: March 31, 2020, 08:59:37 pm »


Thanks, I already got enough diabetes from some of those bloody krauts's threads on their board, I think I'll pass on digging further into this fnorum than I already have.


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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #341 on: March 31, 2020, 09:00:00 pm »
Tao my darling! *kisses him and then lets him slurp the champagne in her mouth*

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #342 on: March 31, 2020, 09:08:59 pm »
I'm not well.   :lulz:
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