Full Frontal Tool Exposure.

[Pandemonium]

It's finally time.







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I'm really excited to show every one this...



















Zipper Sounds













It's called doing "The Alf". 

You can do it too! Just grab the closest pair of sunglasses and male genitalia, and set the bridge of the sunglasses on top of the shaft.





AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO THE ALF.






However this is a drawing of Alf in 2020 if he took up smoking and ran his own convenience store. Things aren't going well as you can probably tell.




_{and definitely not a Dick&Balls wearing sunglasses}


Sometimes when I am done with a conversation. I'll take out my phone and begin playing this song and nod along to the rhythm without breaking eye contact or losing a friendly smile.

https://youtu.be/mX7bSOWBNHY?t=27

[Trivial]

https://dickrnn.github.io/

[Cramulus]

thanks; my cat is hiding now

[lexi]

It's called doing "The Alf". 

As much as I wish I hadn't clicked on this thread, I wish you had called it "Dong the Alf"

https://dickrnn.github.io/

Nope, not clicking. Neither here nor in any of the infinite universes parallel to this one.