ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Tuesday]

My 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

not a best post 

(imo)

[Tuesday]

not a best post 

(imo)

Neither is this

[Jasper]

SMARTASS

[Tuesday]

SMARTASS

Why thank you.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

not a best post 

(imo)

Neither is this

[No u]

not a best post 

(imo)

Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

         ...or is the space/time continuum different here and a day is NOT defined as a 24 hour period...

                       ...because I see no other best posts for 8/2...

Or perhaps I just missed the point of the thread.  Is there a nomination thread attached that I missed?

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's for posts that are one-of-a-kind, side-splittingly funny or extremely insightful.

And it doesn't actually receive entries every day, not always. We can go weeks at a time without a PotD, if no one's being particularly clever.

In short, like many things on PD, there's no official rule governing it. There's a "Quotes of the Moment" thread which is more appropriate for frequent "hey this person said this thing and you might find it interesting" postings.

BTW, I'm not passing judgment on what's already been posted above, ITT. Just trying to clarify.

[No u]

Thanks.

[Triple Zero]

Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

my pun about alts was like the best post of the week, possibly. but it's bad form to nominate oneself.

[No u]

Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

my pun about alts was like the best post of the week, possibly. but it's bad form to nominate oneself.

I think you might have done just that. 

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

My 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

[Tuesday]

My 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

My 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.