ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Doktor Howl]

It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.

Emily Dickenson?

Yeah, I rhymed about as well as her.   

[Freeky]

It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.

Emily Dickenson?

Yeah, I rhymed about as well as her.   

Yeah, Emily Dikinson. For some reason I thought it was Elizabeth something.

LAY DOWN THOSE PHAT RHYMES, E-DAWG!

[Remington]

You can't observe all of my cuntiness at once.  Your feeble mind cannot possibly take in all the various unnatural angles and alien geometry of my horrible bastardism.  People have tried, and invariably an heroed or wind up in an asylum. 

Also, the very act of observing me being a horrible cunt changes my behavior.

In short, you can observe me being a cunt, but not the direction of where my cuntiness is heading.

Dok Howl,
Quantum Bastard.

[Placid Dingo]

Over a year old but in this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20729.0

I loved this exchange.

you seen starr lately?

You know this moron?

i know everyone, details im a bit fuzzy on

[Remington]

Over a year old but in this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20729.0

I loved this exchange.

you seen starr lately?

You know this moron?

i know everyone, details im a bit fuzzy on

[the last yatto]

I miss starr and nova

[Cramulus]

Yeah I'm POTD'ing myself. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GENITAL MANDOLINS?

AND ANOTHER THING. THE WOMEN IN THE FOOD COURT LOOK AT YOU AND THEY KNOW HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE. PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN THE MALL KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. THEY SEE YOU AND THEY SEE YOUR HAIR CUT AND THEY HATE YOU. AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE IT.

YOU WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MALL ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW NOT PART OF THE HUMAN MEATSHOW, LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE REGULAR PERSON OBSERVING ALL THE FREAKS RUBBING THEIR NOSES ON THE GLASS AT CINNABUN, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE, SUNSHINE, YOU'RE LIVING ON THE FUCKING SLIDE

I HAVE FOUR KIDS. FURRY LITTLE FUCKS.
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THEY ALL HAVE FOUR LEGS, WHISKERS, AND A TAIL
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THAT REPRESENTS $81,000 IN UNNECESSARY SURGERY
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ROSES ARE RED
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VIOLETS.. VIOLETS FUCK YOU
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I PISSED ON YOUR CARPET, SUNSHINE
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I CAN HEAR MY BRAIN JUICES SIZZLING
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SHIT DAMN FUCK - I DEFINITELY LEFT THE OVEN ON
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IN 1991
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DON'T SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN AND EXPECT ME TO NOT GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
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I AM GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH MY BLOOD MONEY
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IM GONNA SPEND IT ON BLOOD
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IMMA VAMPIRE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET KICKED IN THE WIDDERSHINS FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GET HANDFASTED TO MY YULE LOG FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GO HAVE A SWEATY PAGAN RITUAL WITH YOUR FAT SEX COVEN FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE
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WOULD YOU DICKSTEAKS KNOCK IT OFF


MY CATS
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ARE TRYING
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TO SLEEP
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they say you shouldn't post on PD while drunk

but I beg to differ

[Don Coyote]

Fuck you Cram.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Yeah I'm POTD'ing myself. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GENITAL MANDOLINS?

*utter win snipped for brevity*

And earth fell out of me and into my trousers.

[Telarus]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Crams posts are utter win and if

THIS

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

isn't on a valentine's day card, it had damn well better be by next february.

[Doktor Howl]

Crams posts are utter win and if

THIS

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

isn't on a valentine's day card, it had damn well better be by next february.

I am a born romantic.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cram, who the hell is that guy you keep posting, getting larger and larger?

-Twid,
Not very meme savvy

[Cramulus]

He's from one of my favorite music videos of all time, Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden

he's from a series of images I made trying to suggest a horrormirth emote

They wouldn't let me bring my medication on the plane!
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College tuition is rising while the quality of education is falling
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         LETS GET DRUNK







the goatse man is wearing a wedding ring!
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At least I don't have cancer
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               yet!

[Cainad (dec.)]

I remember seeing that music video for the first time a good long while AFTER I had seen you post those pictures, and being seriously mindfucked.