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I hate to say I told you so...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 16, 2007, 10:42:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 16, 2007, 10:42:45 PM
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.  Monopolize all the fish, and he'll eat YOU."
- Larry the Diseased Mountain Monk.

All right, Brothers and Sisters, The Good Reverend is back, and I've got something to say...

I TOLD YOU SO!

Yeah, it's been 4 years, and - much to my distress - 90% of my jabberings have come true.  That's right, chilluns, you are now living in a nation that has concentration camps, the 4th amendment is dead, the 9th is dying, and the ONLY reason they let you have the 1st amendment is because they don't CARE what you have to say.

While we had our yuks with self-indulgent bickering, laughing at the president, and ogling each others' pics, the nation has gone right down he tubes....RIGHT DOWN THE CRAPPER, I TELL YOU!  CAN I GET AN "AMEN"?

Gas is over $3/gallon, we're hip deep in two wars that make Vietnam look organized, we're about to start a THIRD one, they can't keep the lights on in Texas, California isn't lookng so good, either,  and even the government can't keep a straight face when they talk about American citizens getting just the bare minimum requiirements for survival.

Even though it's still  better than not enough, there's just too much crap going on.   You know that sick feeling you get, whenever you watch the news?  Well, that's how Cicero felt, right before they nailed his head and hands over the Senate doors.

The best part is, the CoN still has 90% of America fooled into hating EACH OTHER, endlessly bitching about "liberals" and "conservatives" - as if those terms meant anything, anymore - like the good little Conspiracy dupes they are.   

But not you, right?  Maybe you're a little too smart to be dumb, and a little too dumb to be smart, and you think, "To hell with these assholes, I'm outta here!"  Heh...even The Good Reverend was fooled into counselling that, once upon a time...but consider:  There is nowhere on Earth you can run.  Whereas once immigrants came to America, now America will come to YOU, no matter where you flee.  Either it will invade, or simply assimilate (even Australia is in love with the New Fascism,Ñ¢, these days) any country to which you could possibly flee.

There's no use sticking your head in the sand, either, because The Machine,Ñ¢ will run you over anyway.  Hell, the CoN counts on you being so apathetic or emotionally drained that you can't bring yourself to care, anymore.  How do you think they co-opted the Hippies?  Sure, at first they were all about bringing the troops home, and maybe trying to live free, and even standing on their hind legs...but after a few years, they were so worn out that they "tuned in, turned on, and dropped out" into a 10 year drug binge.  Which is exactly what the CoN wanted them to do.

So what the hell are we supposed to do?  Well, the fact that anyone even has to ASK that question shows how bad things have become.  What the HELL do you THINK we're supposed to do?  Pour sand in the gears, of course!  Damn!  You can't beat the CoN in a stand up fight, because the CoN can't be directly struck!  Hell, the CoN doesn't even know that it exists!  The only way to beat a systemic problem is to attack it systemically.  Booger up everything around you!  Go nuts with the crack and peel, and set off toilet volcanos coast to frickin' coast!  You might not change the world, but at least you can get a little payback on the endless tide of yahoos that plague us all.

Now, this is nothing new, of course...but face it:  The Good Reverend was right about most everything he ranted about, and he was right about the solution, too.  Everyone TALKED about it - for a little while, anyway - but how many of you actually DID anything?   And don't tell me if you did, or just want to SAY you did, because I don't want to know.  YOU know what you really did, and that will either keep you warm at night, or make you feel like the phony you just might be, depending on who you are, and what - if anything - you really DID do.

But it's never too late to change.  It's never too late to get off your knees and start swinging that monkey wrench, screaming, "I'M A SUPERIOR MUTANT, YOU MEREHUME DRONES!  I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT KNEELING DOWN, AND BY "BLOB", I WON'T!"  It's never too late to break out of this GAILY-PAINTED PRISON CELL that we "subversives" have made for ourselves, and start CLAIMING OUR YETI HERITAGE!  CAN I GET A WITNESS?

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#1
April 17, 2007, 01:22:06 AM
How's the rally going out there?

I'm dying here.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
April 17, 2007, 01:42:10 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 01:22:06 AM
How's the rally going out there?

I'm dying here.

What?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

#3
April 17, 2007, 01:44:29 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 01:22:06 AM
How's the rally going out there?

I'm dying here.

You're stoned aren't you?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 17, 2007, 01:45:17 AM
Quote from: davedim on April 17, 2007, 01:44:29 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 01:22:06 AM
How's the rally going out there?

I'm dying here.

You're stoned aren't you?

:lulz:

None of you have seen me post on peyote, have you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

#5
April 17, 2007, 01:47:08 AM
:lulz:

Can't say I have.

But please do.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 17, 2007, 01:49:31 AM
Quote from: davedim on April 17, 2007, 01:47:08 AM
:lulz:

Can't say I have.

But please do.

Oh, eventually.

Hell, that's how I got Maria to marry me.  :lulz:

http://www.poee.co.uk/boards/index.php?topic=330.0
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Penumbral

#7
April 17, 2007, 07:58:00 AM
"build a man a fire he will stay warm for a day, set a man on fire he will stay warm the rest of his life."

When somone responds to the idea of pouring sand into the gears with fear of retrabution what do you say?

hunter s.durden

#8
April 17, 2007, 01:37:02 PM
Troop rally.

For your screaming horde.

You've posted another rant that I would think would whip the mutant masses into a frenzy. Here, in Wheeling, it's Land of the Dead. I'm fucking serious. I went to a party with a diverse group of people the other day. Fucking depressing. I am the only person within 60 miles that gives half a fuck about the CoN.

You had a recruiting challenge last week, remember? Just wondering how it's going out there. You've got new material, do you have new recruits? I don't. I was wondering if you are faring better.

I live in an intellectual desert.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 17, 2007, 06:08:38 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 01:37:02 PM
Troop rally.

For your screaming horde.

You've posted another rant that I would think would whip the mutant masses into a frenzy. Here, in Wheeling, it's Land of the Dead. I'm fucking serious. I went to a party with a diverse group of people the other day. Fucking depressing. I am the only person within 60 miles that gives half a fuck about the CoN.

You had a recruiting challenge last week, remember? Just wondering how it's going out there. You've got new material, do you have new recruits? I don't. I was wondering if you are faring better.

I live in an intellectual desert.

Me?  I'm busy corrupting another game shop.  It's like being a recruiter in the Appalachias. :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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