An idea to sell Dan Brown.

[LMNO]

Ok, because I'm way too lazy, I have an idea for any of you aspiring authors out there.

It came to me in a dream (and yes, i actually dream like this).

Jesus made Peter the first Pope.  And Peter's goal was to bring about the second coming of Christ.

Also, since Peter was not Christ, he was the first false prophet.

Simply put: The Catholic Church is the actual Antichrist of Revelations, actively trying to bring about Armageddon.  The Crusades, the tacit acceptence of Hitler, all these things were an attempt to bring about the destruction of the earth. 

Selective SSOOKN tricks can link Revelations to the history of the Catholic Church.

The plot being, basically, the protagonist finding all of this out while on the run from Evil Antichrist Nuns and eventually trying to kill the pope.  Naturally, "evidence" of this horrible truth will be found along the way.




Waddaya thinK?

[Cain]

Isn't this basically the argument of the American religious right?  I'm pretty sure in the Left Behind series, the Anti-Christ has something to do with the Pope...

[hunter s.durden]

I had a dream that I was a walk-on Fullback for WVU.

You know, Jack T. Chick already has tracts related to this.

[LMNO]

Isn't this basically the argument of the American religious right?  I'm pretty sure in the Left Behind series, the Anti-Christ has something to do with the Pope...

Dang.  I guess it's not that original, after all.

[hunter s.durden]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

See, Chick enlightened me!

[PopeTom]

The plot being, basically, the protagonist finding all of this out while on the run from Evil Antichrist Nuns and eventually trying to kill the pope.  Naturally, "evidence" of this horrible truth will be found along the way.

Will the nuns be lesbian nuns?

[P3nT4gR4m]

The plot being, basically, the protagonist finding all of this out while on the run from Evil Antichrist Nuns and eventually trying to kill the pope.  Naturally, "evidence" of this horrible truth will be found along the way.

Will the nuns be lesbian nuns?

Hell yeah! Hideous old ugly decrepit ones with no teeth and way too much facial hair.

nuff to put you off 3 in a bed romps for life

[LMNO]

No, just one or two teeth.


For teh scraping.

[Cain]

The plot being, basically, the protagonist finding all of this out while on the run from Evil Antichrist Nuns and eventually trying to kill the pope.  Naturally, "evidence" of this horrible truth will be found along the way.

Will the nuns be lesbian nuns?

Didn't Casanova do a pair of lesbian (well, bisexual) nuns once?

There is a reason this man is my hero.

[P3nT4gR4m]

No, just one or two teeth.


For teh scraping.

true story - once lived with a chick like that

[hunter s.durden]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp

More catholic info.

The crackers are from the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111112

[Mangrove]

Ok, because I'm way too lazy, I have an idea for any of you aspiring authors out there.

It came to me in a dream (and yes, i actually dream like this).

Jesus made Peter the first Pope.  And Peter's goal was to bring about the second coming of Christ.

Also, since Peter was not Christ, he was the first false prophet.

Simply put: The Catholic Church is the actual Antichrist of Revelations, actively trying to bring about Armageddon.  The Crusades, the tacit acceptence of Hitler, all these things were an attempt to bring about the destruction of the earth. 

Selective SSOOKN tricks can link Revelations to the history of the Catholic Church.

The plot being, basically, the protagonist finding all of this out while on the run from Evil Antichrist Nuns and eventually trying to kill the pope.  Naturally, "evidence" of this horrible truth will be found along the way.




Waddaya thinK?

it's a dream of mine to know that dan brown was writing a novel based on bullshit he gleaned from SSOOKN.

[LMNO]

We better get to work, then.

[Mangrove]

maybe the solution is to suggest that the pope's abolition of 'limbo' and other attempts at modernizing church doctrine is merely a smokescreen for something far more sinister?

i mean, the idea that the vatican would revise their idiology because it seemed archaic, mean and pointless just doesn't make any sense!

cue conspiracy ---->

[Mangrove]

the rumour on the street is that Brown's new book is about US Masons and the design of Washington DC.