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Started by P3nT4gR4m, April 21, 2007, 02:35:30 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

April 21, 2007, 02:35:30 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#1
April 21, 2007, 03:28:23 PM
sw0te :lulz: what's wrong with your teeth, BTW?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#2
April 21, 2007, 03:36:45 PM
Aside from nicotine stains and rot, there's nothing wrong with them.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#3
April 21, 2007, 04:03:44 PM
I won't be able to watch this until Monday.

Should I have fun with my 2 days of sanity?
This space for rent.

Jasper

#4
April 21, 2007, 07:51:39 PM
You need an excuse to have fun?

Payne

#5
April 23, 2007, 01:09:27 AM
In the name of anything that might be holy... I may require counselling again.

Thurnez Isa

#6
April 23, 2007, 05:09:35 AM
oops
I meant to give you a good rating but I slipped and gave you only a 3
sorry
I fail'd at my internets yet again
:sad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

hunter s.durden

#7
April 23, 2007, 02:20:57 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2007, 07:51:39 PM
You need an excuse to have fun?
To enjoy myself? Yes. Normally I'm miserable.
It's summer.


I'm very very fucking hung over.
This is not what I need tobe seeing.
This space for rent.

Cramulus

#8
April 23, 2007, 03:41:35 PM
Silly, in response to that disturbing video, you are in grave danger of me screencapturing your face and making it my avatar again.

Payne

#9
April 23, 2007, 03:54:15 PM
I have to admit I love the static hair element. Cybins hair will not be moved, beard stroking or not!

P3nT4gR4m

#10
April 23, 2007, 03:57:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 23, 2007, 03:54:15 PM
I have to admit I love the static hair element. Cybins hair will not be moved, beard stroking or not!

The fake hair was part of a cunning plan to disguise myself so I wouldn't be recognised on the street.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#11
April 23, 2007, 03:58:14 PM
Its a pity that the two mouths and four eyes will be a dead give away.

P3nT4gR4m

#12
April 23, 2007, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 23, 2007, 05:09:35 AM
oops
I meant to give you a good rating but I slipped and gave you only a 3
sorry
I fail'd at my internets yet again
:sad:

'sokay, NPs, I flamed you back for it anyway  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#13
April 27, 2007, 01:36:23 AM
This machine doesn't get sound, what was he talking about?

P3nT4gR4m

#14
April 27, 2007, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 27, 2007, 01:36:23 AM
This machine doesn't get sound, what was he talking about?

Nothing! SRSLY - stoned moment :crackhead:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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