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« on: January 04, 2004, 07:53:20 am »
in the beginning, there was but one, and he was I, later he modified this to I am, and further he modified this again to I am Man. he was a rather prodigcous fellow, beign th eonly sort of himself about. he slacked aroudn for quite a time, enjoying the scenery, throing stuff, sinking stuff, jumping around in riviers, lakes, and mud puddles, and further doign other stuff, which he could not later recall. overall tho, he had thought he had had a decent time of it. a littl ebit later after the doing of stuff, he found himself feelign a sensation he had never experienced before. not knwoing what it was, he decided that he should have soem help with his conundrum, and the onlything that could help him was one better, and so he created one like him but better. he called her woman, and thought it was very fitting, for he was man, and wo was what he had said when he had finished in his work. he called forth to her "woman, what is this sensation that i feel, i do notknowwhat it is" she looked about "are  you bored?"
'not really, don't think i can get enough of throwign stuff aroudn and sinking stuff"
"are you tired?"
"well i had a nap a little while ago, so i'm pretty good that way"
"are you horny?"
"what's that?"
after a time where woman instructed man in the ways of horneyness, he said
"nope, that's not what i am, but thanks, that was pretty cool"
"hmm, perhaps you are hungry then?"
"hungry?"
"you know eating, food?"
"that must be it! what shall i eat? are you hungry?"
'well i was going to wash my hair, but why not."
"do you know how to make food?"
"there are no dishes, and after that horny buiness, i'm not much up for fixing anythign to eat"
"hmm"
"have you had breakfast yet?"
"what's that?"
"only the most important meal of the day"
"really, i must know more"

and with that, the two set out in search of breakfast, searching far and wide; high and low, in a that primal quest for the most important meal of the day.
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2004, 08:17:10 am »
This is the best creation story I've read in ages.......maybe ever. 8)
But I want to know what they found to eat for their first breakfast.
I hope it wasn't eggs, because eggs taste yucky.
just like in a dream
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and you won't make a sound

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you can't believe your ears
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you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2004, 03:12:14 pm »
It's Bacon!
Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon
Only one thing smells like bacxon and thats BACON!
CHEWY YUMMY SMOKY BACON!
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2004, 06:53:27 am »
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
This is the best creation story I've read in ages.......maybe ever. 8)
But I want to know what they found to eat for their first breakfast.
I hope it wasn't eggs, because eggs taste yucky.


i was thinking they found a denny's somewhere.

bella, you obviously haven't eaten my eggs yet.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2004, 07:01:11 am »
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
This is the best creation story I've read in ages.......maybe ever. 8)
But I want to know what they found to eat for their first breakfast.
I hope it wasn't eggs, because eggs taste yucky.


i was thinking they found a denny's somewhere.

bella, you obviously haven't eaten my eggs yet.

Denny's is perfect.

PS: You can cook eggs that actually taste good? :shock:
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2004, 07:05:38 am »
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It's Bacon!
Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon
Only one thing smells like bacxon and thats BACON!
CHEWY YUMMY SMOKY BACON!


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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2004, 07:11:24 am »
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
This is the best creation story I've read in ages.......maybe ever. 8)
But I want to know what they found to eat for their first breakfast.
I hope it wasn't eggs, because eggs taste yucky.


i was thinking they found a denny's somewhere.

bella, you obviously haven't eaten my eggs yet.

Denny's is perfect.

PS: You can cook eggs that actually taste good? :shock:


yes, my breakfast skillz are ill in the head liek bill and ted.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2004, 07:15:48 am »
I'm impressed......my breakfast skills extend to oatmeal and/or toast.
I can also whip up a mean bowl of cold cereal under extreme conditions, though.
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2004, 07:35:57 am »
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I'm impressed......my breakfast skills extend to oatmeal and/or toast.
I can also whip up a mean bowl of cold cereal under extreme conditions, though.


that's not breakfast that's snack food


on a side note, i rarely eat breakfast in the morning.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2004, 10:12:24 am »
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
I'm impressed......my breakfast skills extend to oatmeal and/or toast.
I can also whip up a mean bowl of cold cereal under extreme conditions, though.


that's not breakfast that's snack food


on a side note, i rarely eat breakfast in the morning.

Zombies have to eat in the morning or they get even crankier than usual. :evil:
Breakfast around here is anything that can be cooked in the microwave or popped into the toaster.
The absolute, best breakfast in the world - and I'm quite serious here - is a big piece of pie and a glass of milk.
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2004, 01:08:11 am »
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
The absolute, best breakfast in the world - and I'm quite serious here - is a big piece of pie and a glass of milk.


Pie is good ANYTIME!  Try some today!

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2004, 01:11:30 am »


Part of this unbalanced breakfast.
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2004, 02:01:01 pm »
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It's Bacon!
Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon
Only one thing smells like bacxon and thats BACON!
CHEWY YUMMY SMOKY BACON!


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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2004, 12:59:36 am »
Gotta disagree...

The best ever fud, for breaky, lunch tea, brunch, dea, or any other meal, is **drumroll...**

Ham, Shredded Cheese & Green Alfalfa Sandwich with Tomato, Steak, and Worcesteresterestershire sauce, on new fluffy white bread!
Just a pity it's considered healthy... :(

Closely followed by Kranskies, and then Pie. Not these pansy Amurrican Fruit Pies, but the good ol' Aussie meat pies. Mmm... Beefy! :D
Don't forget the Dead 'Orse!! :lol: