Rev Roger, Sermon 59: I can't stop LAUGHING!

[LMNO]

I got one of those "don't buy gas on June 15!" emails.

Like, the gas companies actually care if we buy our gas on the 15th, or wait until the 16th.

It's the quarterly reports they pay attention to.

Now, if people wanted to boycott a specific company, that might actually do something.

[Cain]

I boycott them all.  Evil Socialist State funded public transport ftw!

Also, petrol here costs twice as much as it does in America, IIRC.

[East Coast Hustle]

I started a scooter gang. We'll fuck you up AND we get 70+ miles to the gallon.

[Cain]

 

[AFK]

I got one of those "don't buy gas on June 15!" emails.

Like, the gas companies actually care if we buy our gas on the 15th, or wait until the 16th.

It's the quarterly reports they pay attention to.

Now, if people wanted to boycott a specific company, that might actually do something.

Well there was a movement to boycott Citgo because of their affiliation with Venezuela.  I remember there was even talk about taking down the big Citgo sign you can see from the seats in Fenway.  But that was more of a political statement against Chavez then anything else.  And I don't think it really had any legs anyway.  

[LMNO]

especially since Hugo has actually done a really good job in getting cheap heating oil for poor Bostonians.

[Cain]

HE'S THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA SINCE A WOMAN HATING, TEETOTAL, GOD FEARING MAN WITH A DASH OF MEGALOMANIA!

[AFK]

poor Mainers too.  Thanks to Joe Kennedy and Hugo.  Hard to beat PR like that.  I'm really, really surprised (maybe I shouldn't be) that other companies didn't follow suit.  

[Lies]

I started a scooter gang. We'll fuck you up AND we get 70+ miles to the gallon.

Fuck scooters, you just can't beat Aussie Bicycle gangs, they run red lights AND kill the elderly, AND get away with it. And all at absolutely zero cost in terms of fuel.
Beat that, scooter boy.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/man-struck-by-cyclist-dies/2006/08/28/1156617253330.html

[Darth Cupcake]

I started a scooter gang. We'll fuck you up AND we get 70+ miles to the gallon.

Fuck scooters, you just can't beat Aussie Bicycle gangs, they run red lights AND kill the elderly, AND get away with it. And all at absolutely zero cost in terms of fuel.
Beat that, scooter boy.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/man-struck-by-cyclist-dies/2006/08/28/1156617253330.html

Cripes. That's hysterical. Of course, if that happened in the US of A, bicycles would be banned and people would have MySpace pictures of ribbons speaking out against bikes...

In Paris, I used to watch scooter drivers get road rage when they cut each other off. They would get off their scooters and actually start yelling and hitting each other in the middle of the street. Then people in cars get out to yell at the guys for blocking traffic, so on and so forth. Hissy fits causing gridlock FTW 

[East Coast Hustle]

fuck yeah. If some frenchman cut me off in a traffic circle, I'd stop and beat him WITH my scooter.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

fuck yeah. If some frenchman cut me off in a traffic circle, I'd stop and BITE HIM WITH MY PEE-STAINED DENTURES.

Fixed.

[East Coast Hustle]

nope.

I wouldn't be able to put them back in my mouth after they touched a frenchman.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

nope.

I wouldn't be able to put them back in my mouth after they touched a frenchman.

Not even Claude Van Damm?

You exaggerate.

[Mangrove]

am i correct in assuming that we're merging the citizens of belgium and france for the purposes of this thread?