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Lollercaust?

Started by Dr. Cow Ass, May 17, 2007, 12:50:38 AM

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Dr. Cow Ass

Has any started working on this? It's been discussed in the sticky, but I haven't been able to find much else. 
I bring the Spicy.

LMNO

That's because no one here is funny.

P3nT4gR4m

So far I got monkey soldiers, 4-eyed two mouth'd aliens and a mushroom cloud logo (as sported on my avi) and and assortment of taglines and announcements.

Something will prolly happen eventually. If it's entirely down to me then expect that to be later rather than sooner.

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LMNO

The only things so far that I can think of off the top of my head that could be used would be some of Cain's Apocrypha, and Enrico's Parable of the Golden Bull.

The rest of the Funnay around here tends to be situational.

AFK

Actually, I have a kernal of an idea for this, but, I will not be able to sufficiently develop it until this major project at work is out of the way.  So, look for something sometime in July. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dr. Cow Ass

Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 01:03:44 PM

The rest of the Funnay around here tends to be situational.

That's true, but I'm sure some of the members here could write something funny that would fit quite well in lollercaust(needs a better name). Cain, Silly, Hunter, RWHN, LHX maybe TGRR, and others I didn't mention or don't know have probably written something appropriate already.

I'll do a Search after graduation practice  8).
I bring the Spicy.

AFK

The problem has always been, doing the funnay on command. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

I suggest that a good premise is all that's needed to get the funnay balls bouncing. Like if the booklet appears as a guide to preparing for the ROBOT REVOLUTION.

LMNO

Yeah, but it's not about being funny for being funny.  The original intent was to be funny, but convey Discordian ideas, as well.

Cramulus

I think practicing Discordia and preparing for the robot revolution are identical activities.

Tin foil hats, for instance.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 03:59:33 PM
I suggest that a good premise is all that's needed to get the funnay balls bouncing. Like if the booklet appears as a guide to preparing for the ROBOT REVOLUTION.

I'm planning something along those lines, done in the style of one of those JW's pamphlets

Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 04:00:47 PM
Yeah, but it's not about being funny for being funny.  The original intent was to be funny, but convey Discordian ideas, as well.

Surely funny in itself is a discordian ideal?

Srsly tho - my whole take is parallels, robots and monkeys = two aspects of greyface/cabbage. The inevitability of it all. How funny it is when you look at it right. Plus play it all like a parody of religion.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

I'm not sure about the robot thing though I would be interested in reading anything that was worked up.  I do, however, see a Wango Tango marginalia meme being appropriate.  Perhaps it could be our Mr. Motomoto. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

The old timey pix with alternative text on them is a cool idea, but too bad marriedtothesea got there first.

www.marriedtothesea.com

Cramulus

true, but that doesn't mean we can't use it. We just can't use his form of it.

Getting back to that Old Time Discordia might be a great premise for a book. Harken back to a period which didn't actually have Discordia.

that might be a good project in itself - visit different historical periods and talk about how Discordians worshiped back then. Like how the Native American Discordians were the only ones who could figure out how to use every part of the buffalo.

And in medieval england, the Discordians invented "sink" by tossing people into rivers. When later asked why, they claimed that those people were witches.


Jenne

"a period which didn't actually *have* Discordia"?  (emph. mine)

Holy shit.  That's like...fairytale land.  Neverneverland without Hook and the Croc.

(i.e. didn't ever exist)