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I was thinking the other day..........

Started by The Lamanite, May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#15
May 27, 2007, 06:22:44 AM
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.

ECH,
former business owner
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
May 27, 2007, 07:59:41 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:22:44 AM
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.

ECH,
former business owner

Didn't you used to be a jizz-mopper, back in the 90s?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#17
May 27, 2007, 03:51:04 PM
This thread is for germaphobes.

Hunter- basking in the spunk.
This space for rent.

East Coast Hustle

#18
May 27, 2007, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2007, 07:59:41 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:22:44 AM
that makes me want to kill every living motherfucker.

ECH,
former business owner

Didn't you used to be a jizz-mopper, back in the 90s?

only my own.

I used to be a bouncer at a strip club, but instead of mopping up the jizz if somebody jerked it on the floor, I'd grab them, turn them upside down, and mop the floor with their head.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hunter s.durden

#19
May 27, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
ECH, you're on my list of "Top 5 people I wanna fight on PD."
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
May 27, 2007, 04:05:21 PM
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.

Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.

If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.

When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.

I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!

"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin

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LHX

#21
May 27, 2007, 04:14:20 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 27, 2007, 04:05:21 PM
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.

Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.

If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.

When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.

I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!

"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin



this is the correct new age approach to health


it is the new new age


there is no '5 second rule' when you drop food
neat hell

East Coast Hustle

#22
May 27, 2007, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 27, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
ECH, you're on my list of "Top 5 people I wanna fight on PD."

you tell me who the other four are, and I will find them and fist-fuck their faces.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hunter s.durden

#23
May 27, 2007, 04:23:58 PM
You just got bumped to number 1.
This space for rent.

East Coast Hustle

#24
May 27, 2007, 04:24:58 PM
:banana:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hunter s.durden

#25
May 27, 2007, 04:26:10 PM
Sorry, Cain.

I like his spunk. (ewww... pun hopefully not intended)
This space for rent.

East Coast Hustle

#26
May 27, 2007, 04:30:00 PM
you wouldn' t wanna fight Cain anyway.

he'd just commandeer a gang of drunken scots and have them do the Riverdance on you while he sips a scotch and laughs quietly in a dark corner.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

#27
May 28, 2007, 02:02:25 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 27, 2007, 04:05:21 PM
Our retentive fear of germs is gonna wipe this race off the planet.

Antibiotics atrophy the immune system.

If a coffee cup has mould in, I'll run it under hot water and give it a wipe.

When I'm camping I wash my dishes using the friggin sand on the beach.

I very rarely get sick because my white blood cells are constantly exposed to new strains of bacteria and they know the fucking drill!

"We swam in the Hudson river ... in raw sewage ... My immune system is tempered in shit" -- George Carlin

this = the correct excuse for my kitchen, sometimes.
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LHX

#28
May 28, 2007, 02:11:21 PM
fuck soap
neat hell

LMNO

#29
May 29, 2007, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM
As I left the arcade and went back to browse the japeemation section to fullfill my new curiosity for Hentai,



FAIL.
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