FUCK YOU (Bible, Quaran thumpers)

[The Lamanite]

Before I'm hunted down and killed by some crazy avangelist or Jihad type character, let me start by apologizing. I personally have nothing against religion or those that read these books.

With that being siad......



Fuck the bible and Fuck the Quaran I wipe my ass with these pages. Fuck not eating pork. Fuck not eating meat on fridays. Fuck you. I'm hungry mother fuckers. Fuck the mormon bible. I'll  pull my dick out and shoot my warm sticky load all over the pages so it can't ever be opened again. Yeah fuck the shit out those books, blow it's spine out with my big paper cut bleeding cock hammer.



Let's travel through time, because if you were me, you'd be saying fuck the bible too.















The first time I went to church with my mother I asked her why we were here. I was 3 or 4 I think. She told me it was to see God and Jesus. The two priests giving the mass:

one had a brown beard and long hair.

The other was an elderly man with white hair.

Yeah I though I was in the presence of God and Jesus. So when I walked up with her thinking I was getting a snack(the little wafer and some jesus juice) from God And jesus. They laughed at me. They thought it was cute or somthing.

You think you ever want to get laughed at by God and the Big JC?

Yeah that shit scarred me.

Then my mother use to send me to bible study. Only I hated going because it was on wednesday nights, and Unsolved Mysteries were on wednesday nights. I loved that show.

How are you gonna send me to bible study to study unsolved mysteries of the past, when I could be watching unsolved mysteries of the present?


Then I used to be afraid of my own (native) religion, because all the christians would always say it was a form of devil worship.

So I stayed going to church, as much as I hated it. The humiliation of  having to do my first confession to some guy I didn't harldy know was ridiculous to me. As if a man could absolve me from the sin of being a 12 year old boy.

Then I went to this christian school, where I actually took time and studied the bible under the guidence of jesuits. I liked the stories then, and actually built some respect for the book.

But then the same jesuits, the ones that I studied under, accused me of smoking weed on our high school retreat in the mountains.

I knew they had no proof, and I couldn't understand why a priest wanted to get me in trouble over somthing so trivial as smoking weed, so I told them two Jesuits to go fuck themselves and go suck some fucking dick, because I new the only reason one of the jesuits entered priest hood is because he was raised with the idea that sucking sweaty man cock was a hell fire sin.


Then I seen this commercial about how Jesus came to america and talked to indians and if call this number you get the free book about it.

So I called the number, and they told me some guys were gonna deliver the book too.

I was 19 at the time.

So these two boys show up at my door step, they were both my age, and they wanted to talk to me about how I was going to hell.

They wanted to babtize me because, I don't know maybe I was dirty and they were some how clean. At any rate they were their to save me.

Once they realized they couldn't get through to me they left me alone. This was after about two or three months of counseling.






So some years go buy and I get  back into college and start studying the  history of why i'm here in these shitty conditions and why it is the way it is here.

I live on an indian reservation, and we're not third world country poor, but we're still as bad as it get's in America. No running water in places and no sewer, lot's of death because of narrow roads, and acoholism up the ass. Plus everyone's always violent for no reason.



I'll finish my menstraul whining later.......

[tyrannosaurus vex]

you forgot 'fuck the PD'

just sayin.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I thot this was going nowhere to begin with but than I started pmsl'ing and the ending was a doozy.

from a fellow faithfool hater

[Thurnez Isa]

you forgot 'fuck the PD'

just sayin.

FUCK THE PD and that HIPPIE BULLSHIT!

[Cramulus]

Welcome aboard, Lamanite. A lot of people around here sympathize with your background. so how did this journey lead you to the PrincipiaDiscordia forums?

[The Lamanite]

Ok here we go...........


So I started studying history and what not about my ancestory, and how things came to be and why they are.

All my life, through television media, and public perception I was made to feel less than human.

This has been an on going occurence, if not a tool of manifest destiny, than a side-effect of it.

Anything I wanted to question first had to go through a series of reasoning through a christian pereception. This programming comes from living in america and is evident any and every form of popular culture, but I know i'm speaking to the chior with this so I'll leave that at that.

Back to my studying........

I learned a few minor truths, one the general consensus among many early "americans" were that natives were less than human.

Genocide was only stopped by certain few that believed "wild indians" could be "civilized." Even then civilization was only under their terms. "Them" being christian priests.

So around the time that peace treaties were struck and where they tried to "encourage" natives into farming, some took to these changes while others rebelled. At this time boundries were made where it made it okay to kill another person if they crossed an invisble line.

Some that took up farming may or may not have took up the religion, and it was these ideas of the bible that ultimatley lead to the wounded knee massacre.

I'm not gonna get deep into how, it happened, but just that the Ghost Dance was based on a christian Idea that:

A messiah would save the indians.

And the Ghost dance scared white settlers, so more indians were killed. And this marked the beginning of the end because after this the rest of our freedoms were being sucked away. Religion and language- both outlawed.

Until rectent years when they were allowed to given back......

More menstraul whining to come............

[The Lamanite]

So as I got older I started to recover my language and religion, and through this coarse I started to realize how much I'm missing out on because of christianity. An understanding of world physics is the best way I can explain what I've been missing.


And I start expressing various ideas on various message boards, and then i'm flamed by:

Christians

and

Muslims


As I study their behavior on why i'm attacked I realize it's because of these books. Some of my ideas conflict with these books.

I could rant all day about this shit, but in conclusion I'll just say:

once you write ideas, wether they are good ideas or bad, someone will always take those ideas and do whatever the fuck they feel like.

I'll be penning my own chapter for the bible soon, inscribe it on gold plates, and drop it in my septic tank. When it's un-earthed a 1,000 years from now, I'll watch from ~star base kola~ a whole nation of fuckwits dance to a new form of puppetry.

[LMNO]

Welcome aboard, Lamanite. A lot of people around here sympathize with your background. so how did this journey lead you to the PrincipiaDiscordia forums?

quoted for curiosity.

[The Lamanite]

Welcome aboard, Lamanite. A lot of people around here sympathize with your background. so how did this journey lead you to the PrincipiaDiscordia forums?

Someone told me this would be a good place for menstraul whining. Like one of those tiny in the palm of your hand type tampons for the internet.

[LMNO]

Heh.






PD = OB

[The Lamanite]

Why do I gotta be a emo kid though?

[LMNO]

I dunno.



What would you prefer to be?  Goth?

[The Lamanite]

My trench coat is at the cleaners, and my machine gun is all out of bullets. I found out the gernades in posession are only shells, and all the recipie for pipe bombs I found on the net only resulted in a beutifully baked cake.

[LMNO]

Ah.

Failed High School Terrorist, then.

[LHX]

angel food

lots of whipped cream