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I was thinking the other day..........

Started by The Lamanite, May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM

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LMNO

Wait, you think semen is a filthy substance because the woman feeds the fetus?







I think it becomes filthy when it leaves the body because the sugars and protein are great bacteria magnets.

The Lamanite

Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 30, 2007, 07:29:42 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
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Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?


considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

:cry:
Fuck civility.
It's for pussies.
Like you, you fucking crybaby.

I can't believe there is someone out there more bored at the moment than I am.

I feel like I just joined the special olympic team. I'm right where I need to be.

hunter s.durden

No job.
No friends.
No woman.

What else am I going to do?
This space for rent.

LMNO


hunter s.durden

This space for rent.

The Lamanite

No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving  in regards to "power":




Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting

its like its too powerful



also - most people are terrified of their own shit

like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can

Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving  in regards to "power":




Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting

its like its too powerful



also - most people are terrified of their own shit

like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can

Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: SillyCybin on May 30, 2007, 07:26:33 PM
Calm my ass I wanna see him crack up

First we break em down

Then we build em back up

OUR WAY!!!
      //
:mind ray:

WE CAN REBUILD HIM

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

FASTER

STRONGER

MORE RESISTENT TO JIZZ/INTERNETS
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving  in regards to "power":




Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting

its like its too powerful



also - most people are terrified of their own shit

like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can

Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.


Ah.

I usually use the quote function quite often, so people know to what I'm referring.


Anyway, you're past 50 posts, so things may get ugly.  Hang on...

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Netaungrot on May 30, 2007, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

I was combatting LHX's comment that was giving more credit than semens worth giving  in regards to "power":




Quote from: LHX on May 27, 2007, 03:41:33 AM
its funny how the most nutrient-dense and life-giving substance is generally seen as the most disgusting

its like its too powerful



also - most people are terrified of their own shit

like there is a difference between when it was inside them and when they dropped it in the can

Sometimes I don't completely flesh things out. I just have a different understanding than you, and in no way am I purposley trying to imply that i'm smarter or a know it all. Perhaps i'm just assuming to much at this point.



Fuck you! My gf is a retard!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Triple Zero

Silly, do i smell a meme? :)

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 07:53:55 PM
No I think it's filthy because it stinks and get's sticky

but wikipedia says
"Basic amines such as putrescine, spermine, spermidine and cadaverine are responsible for the smell and flavor of semen."

so how does that make it filthy?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dr. Cow Ass

 :lulz:

This was the first time I read this and I must suggest that you write more, I really enjoyed this rant.
I bring the Spicy.

hunter s.durden

This space for rent.