I was thinking the other day..........

[East Coast Hustle]

I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

well don't be shy. let's hear it.

[hunter s.durden]

you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?

Best. Power. Evar.

[The Lamanite]

I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

well don't be shy. let's hear it.

I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.

[Random Probability]

I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

well don't be shy. let's hear it.

I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.

Sperm:  It's mahdjiquely delicious!

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.

Wow. I totally just flashed back to this sci-fi story I read a while back in which a psychologist chick was meeting with a paranoid schizophrenic lady who had decided that humanity was naturally female, and that penises were alien beings who spread the lie that semen was necessary for the creation of humans, even though it was just a chromosomally damaging waste/reproductive product of theirs.

So tell me...is that what you believe, minus the aliens?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

well don't be shy. let's hear it.

I'd rather not. Let's just say semen only serves as a vehicle for chromosomes, but has very little to with the creation of another human being.

You might want to elaborate on that, because at the moment you look like a fucking idiot.

[Darth Cupcake]

It is silly to be so paranoid of the spunkage. Because the chances that it hasn't dried up by the time you touch it... Well, it's so fresh that you feel the squish when you touch something, then I guess you can be grossed out. But honestly, there is SO MUCH pee/poo/splooge/snot/spit/whatever all over everything... We live surrounded by other human beings, and we cannot guarantee their cleanliness. I'd rather chill the fuck out and not live in a state of fear.

I too almost never sick. But I follow the aforementioned George Carlin school of immune system development. HARDC0REZ0RZ PH34R MY 1337 WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

well don't be shy. let's hear it.

My philosophy is "just don't do it."

-DC
Loves her birth control!

[hunter s.durden]

You're a chick though cupcake...

Touching spooge turns men gay.
Worst. Toxin. Evar.

[Darth Cupcake]

But so does the the wango/tango, and I don't see anyone on this forum shying away from that!

Don't be afraid of the gay! At first it may seem unusual, but slowly it will get inside of you...

[Jasper]

This thread is now about the wierdest place you've left a load.

Me?  Once I actually shot it in the toilet while standing and didn't miss any.

Go!

[LMNO]

But so does the the wango/tango, and I don't see anyone on this forum shying away from that!

Don't be afraid of the gay! At first it may seem unusual, but slowly it will get inside of you...

Allow the Big, Gay Cowboy to come through you.









Yes, that way.

[hunter s.durden]

This thread is now about the wierdest place you've left a load.

Me?  Once I actually shot it in the toilet while standing and didn't miss any.

Go!

My ex and I used to have public sex everywhere.
Therefore, I'm going to go with: The Bible section of a Waldenbooks.
During buisness hours.

Either that, or the place I lost my virginity: my friends grandmothers bed.

[LMNO]

In a car crash.

[hunter s.durden]

During or after?

[LMNO]

During.