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I was thinking the other day..........

Started by The Lamanite, May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM

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The Lamanite

#30
May 29, 2007, 03:45:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 29, 2007, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM
As I left the arcade and went back to browse the japeemation section to fullfill my new curiosity for Hentai,



FAIL.

lmao. thanks.

LMNO

#31
May 29, 2007, 03:53:29 PM
Sorry about that.  Call it a compulsion.

The Lamanite

#32
May 29, 2007, 03:54:09 PM
There was time when it would rain and the semen would just wash away. Now it's imbedded in everything we touch. Even this keyboard and mouse, my co-worker sits here and looks at porn all day when I'm not here, and this office locks. He probably had a quick spank this morning. Go walk into a porn shop and touch up everything with your hands then rub your eyes and see what happens. Maybe nothing. Maybe chlamydia of the eyeball.

P3nT4gR4m

#33
May 29, 2007, 03:56:31 PM
ITT teh Lamanite displays irrational fear of man juice, bordering on paranoid psychosis.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#34
May 29, 2007, 04:01:07 PM
Potential for homophobic Lailaise, ITT.



LMNO
-needs the appropriate "welcome to HIMEOBS" pic.

East Coast Hustle

#35
May 29, 2007, 04:03:09 PM
not saying I share his paranoia (after all, if it's been there all along, why start worrying now?), but I don't think that not wanting the spooge of strangers all over everything is the same thing as homophobia.

spermaphobia ITT.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

#36
May 29, 2007, 04:11:19 PM
brings a whole new meaning to the word PANSPERMIA
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Lamanite

#37
May 29, 2007, 04:11:31 PM
Maybe I do have some sort of phobia or compolsive disorder because I wash my hands after I touch anything that isn't mine. But then again I can't remember the last time I go sick.

I don't need another man's juice trying to fertalize the skin cells on my hand.

East Coast Hustle

#38
May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Lamanite

#39
May 29, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I have a different philosphy on the creation of another human being that dangles on the outskirts of modern science.

LMNO

#40
May 29, 2007, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?


That is so much cooler than my +3 Baby Club.



It's like the Magic Missile of infants.

P3nT4gR4m

#41
May 29, 2007, 04:18:24 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 29, 2007, 04:11:31 PM

I wash my hands after I touch anything that isn't mine.


We're defo in Jack Nicholson territory here

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#42
May 29, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#43
May 29, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 29, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
you'd deny the ability to fling infants from your fingertips?



Why do flashies seem to move/rotate????  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#44
May 29, 2007, 04:38:50 PM
Because of HIMEOBS.
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