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I was thinking the other day..........

Started by The Lamanite, May 27, 2007, 02:38:16 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

so.. it's okay to quit feeding my kid now then

since all his energy already came from his mom!

thanks!



--vexati0n,
plans to save a fucking fortune on food now.
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Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM

Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman.  The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.


This is What happens when Men Get pregnant
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http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/johnhurt_alien_240_001.jpg
probably NSFW
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tyrannosaurus vex

NSFW?

wtf kind of nazi employer do you have? we send that kind of shit to clients
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The Lamanite

Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?






You know that's completely retarded, right?








Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman.  The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.

Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.

either you haven't been here very long or you're just too outlandish for us.
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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: vexati0n on May 30, 2007, 05:15:16 PM
NSFW?

wtf kind of nazi employer do you have? we send that kind of shit to clients

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Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

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Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?
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Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:07:21 PM
You mean to say this is all about "refuting" the power to fling babies from one's fingetips?






You know that's completely retarded, right?








Now, as far as your theory goes, then yes, the energy the baby gets to grow comes from the woman.  The fact that babies are alien parasites that feed off the host is fairly common knowledge.

Yeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.

heh.

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Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?


considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

LMNO

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PMYeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.


That's because you didn't make the entire satement, and because it lacked panache.


If you had just come out & said it, and made some witty observation, none of this would have happened.

Or, you could have gone with the "flinging fetus' from fingers" joke, and ran with it.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?


considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

"Buncha savages in this town board, I'm telling you."

Srsly, stay calm. It's okay to have disagreements. That may be one of the few constants of this board. Just run with it.
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 30, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
And now look people want to argue with me, that's fucking savage.

arguing is savage?


considering the basis of the argument, I wouldn't say that it's being civil.

:cry:
Fuck civility.
It's for pussies.
Like you, you fucking crybaby.
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The Lamanite

Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: The Lamanite on May 30, 2007, 05:16:21 PMYeah I know it's completley retarded. This whole thread is designed from part of my retardism, which is why I made it. What's even more retarded is how I made a statement and the shit hit the fan.


That's because you didn't make the entire satement, and because it lacked panache.


If you had just come out & said it, and made some witty observation, none of this would have happened.

Or, you could have gone with the "flinging fetus' from fingers" joke, and ran with it.

Oh shit, this is getting deep now.........


For the sake of argument I was trying to establish why I felt semen was a filthy substance.

But when the name calling started in the argument became pointless.

We can analyze pussy from every angle but ultimately when you turn it sideways it smiles back at you the same way.