What is wisdom?

[Dr. Cow Ass]

^ Lol, yes I should.

But that's never stopped anyone from NOT changing the world.

[Cain]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Speak for yourself, asshole.  I'm off doing plenty of stuff.

Get your facts straight before running your mouth off.  Again.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Speak for yourself, asshole.  I'm off doing plenty of stuff.

Get your facts straight before running your mouth off.  Again.

He always does this shit.

I guess all that shit I fucked up while on duty means nothing, etc.

Or maybe he means we should brag about the shit we do, thus violating the KYFMS rule, and setting ourselves up for a fun chat with people that dress like I do.

Just so we can fit HIS view of what a REALLY REAL Discordian should be doing.

[Cain]

You know the kind of people I work with, Roger.  Anyone in a uniform would be a mere courtesy, you know that.

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Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Maybe we're just really good at getting away with it, shitgargler.

[Dr. Cow Ass]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Speak for yourself, asshole.  I'm off doing plenty of stuff.

Get your facts straight before running your mouth off.  Again.

I believe you, but can I ask what?

Many people come here, see what's goin' on, and ask "So, what do I do?

Many times forum members will say "figure it out for yourself," but that's also a fantastically sneaky way of saying "I don't know."

Not everyone can (or rather should) make Podcast.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know the kind of people I work with, Roger.  Anyone in a uniform would be a mere courtesy, you know that.

Yep.  Time to take a walk behind the chemical sheds, but hey, at least Cowass got to show what a REALLY REAL Discordian he is!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I believe you, but can I ask what?

Many people come here, see what's goin' on, and ask "So, what do I do?

Many times forum members will say "figure it out for yourself," but that's also a fantastically sneaky way of saying "I don't know."

Not everyone can (or rather should) make Podcast.

See what I mean, Cain?

[Dr. Cow Ass]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Maybe we're just really good at getting away with it, shitgargler.

I highly doubt it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Maybe we're just really good at getting away with it, shitgargler.

I highly doubt it.

Who cares what you think?  I mean, you just show up and call Net a LIAR, and demand that we all publicly implicate ourselves?

Why the fuck should we care what you have to say?

[Dr. Cow Ass]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Maybe we're just really good at getting away with it, shitgargler.

I highly doubt it.

Who cares what you think?  I mean, you just show up and call Net a LIAR, and demand that we all publicly implicate ourselves?

Why the fuck should we care what you have to say?

That's bullshit. Stop Dodging. Publically Implicate Yourself? My question could easily be answered without such nonsense.

[hooplala]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Dude,  if you had ANY idea what I do with my time you would shit tapioca.

Just saying.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's bullshit. Stop Dodging. Publically Implicate Yourself? My question could easily be answered without such nonsense.

No, it isn't bullshit.  What we call "church art", The Machine,Ñ¢ calls "vandalism" and "felony mischief".

Sorry.  Nobody here is willing to be fined or jailed for your amusement.  Fuck off, you little git.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do we always have breakdown everything to bullshit. Sure, it may often be true, but it's a boring, depressing, and nonproductive way of handleing things.

Maybe that's why Discordians aren't really known for doing stuff.

Dude,  if you had ANY idea what I do with my time you would shit tapioca.

Just saying.

Apparently, he won't be happy unless you publicly confess to your asshattery.

What a dumbfuck.

[Idem]

If you want *legal* shit to do, you can look at some of TGRR's rants.  Otherwise, we'll treat you like a racist fucking NSA bot you are.

Otherwise, I'm only posting stuff that could get me in trouble with "school policy", since they can't do/find shit, and would only get me in minor trouble.