Dead thread - posted in error

[Bogus Magus]

Just a mistake from a nOOb.

Sorry to waste your time.

The following responses answered some stupid shit I posted to try to be funny. I haven't edited myself to make them look stupid, but because I know nothing of online forum behaviour, and attracted a deserved (if over the top) kicking.

Not that some people will let it drop, because apparently they just like kicking people when they're down, and apologies are pointless, and probably display weakness.  I just find 2nd Circuit stuff boring far too quickly.

But I apologise anyway - and will lurk, or try to make intelligent contributions when I feel I have something to add.

I'll post the same text at the end.  What more can I say?

[LMNO]

You might not be able to notice this, but we DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT POSTCOUNT.

LHX came in here guns blazin', and had 10 good threads before he reached 50 posts.


At the same time, I, with my... shit, I dunno, 10k+ posts, still get flamed for saying stupid shit.

Stop complaining about your postcount, and start posting things of substance & defending your ideas.  That's all we really care about.

[Bogus Magus]

heh. 

I didn't complain about my post count. I complained about the word 'noob'.

but blah blah blah [edit]

I shouldn't provoke people - even if I enjoy it.

[Lies]

Please note, seriously- people here don't care about your post count.

In case you've missed it, there was a dude called AKK, he posted heaps of shit and drivel and eventually we just ignored him till he went away.
We gave him many, many, many chances to redeem himself, but he had the habit of choosing to still be a complete and utter cock fail.

Go and post a good rant in the "or kill me section", and you'll gain instant respect, regardless of post count.
Go and post something totally inane and stupid and unfunny anywhere, and you'll have a lot of flames to put out.
And for the love of god, don't post anything while you're high/drunk and expect people will think it's as clever as your stoned mind perceives it, chances are, it's not.

Also, there are not many rules here, no spamming, no kiddie porn, pretty much, but if you say something stupid, the rules of no rules say that we can call you on stupidity.

Now, take a few deep breaths, let that oxygen fill your brain... and then keep posting.

Just sayin.

[LMNO]

Heh.  I find it amusing that a word is bothering you.


I do have a question, however:  If you've been lurking here, you must have recognized the way these forums go.  As such, I find it interesting you seem to have such a problem with it, and yet you registered anyway.  Why is that?

Also, why do you assume that because it says "noob" under your avatar, no one will pay attention to your ideas?

I, for one, am interested in anything new you have to bring to the table.


I'll put this on the record:  If you, in this thread, post something new and interesting, I promise to treat it with all the respect it deserves.

[hooplala]

The plain fact is that most n00bs (myself included) are deluded prats, who think they have found a safe haven where they can rave about numerology, indulge in humour with little more wit than your average fart joke, and indulge in meaningless dada bullshit which -hopefully- might be mistaken as clever by someone else as stupid as themselves.

Not everybody, mind you - no rule is true.  But a LOT.  Again, myself included.  I completely deserved the ass that was handed to me.

It gave me something to think about.  Did I 'conform' to the norm?  No.  But did I think I would be able to get away with ANYthing without being critiqued?  No again.

It's true, n00b, you are not in a vacuum here . . . people have opinions, and when you make a post, whether you believe it or not, you are putting yourself in a position where you are asking for feedback.  If you believe you are writing a blog here, think again.

Not only SHOULD people be coming back at you, but it is the POINT OF THE FORUM.

So STFU, and use your head.

[Suu]

We didn't coin the word 'noob', for one. And for two, get the fuck over it. Kthx. I had to deal with the 50 post rule myself. I made my noob mistakes, had my fair share of flames, fuck, just like LMNO said, every now and then I'll STILL get flamed for saying something stupid.

If you want to be embraced on this board, you need to be prepared to run through the fire; inane title or not. And if you don't agree: cop a walk.

[Payne]

Of course, You might be exempt from criticism if you've been around the planet 62 times.

Actually, you're never exempt, and it's not a hazing ritual either.

[Suu]

I've been from one end of Rhode Island to the other 62 times in like, an hour. What does that make me?

[LMNO]

Oh, I get it...  


Because he claims he's older than most people on the board, we should give more weight to the things he says, rather than judge it soley on it's merits.

[Payne]

I've been from one end of Rhode Island to the other 62 times in like, an hour. What does that make me?

It makes you a false prophet. But one of the cool kinds.

Oh, I get it...  


Because he claims he's older than most people on the board, we should give more weight to the things he says, rather than judge it soley on it's merits.

He is wise beyond his circumnavigations of the globe. Let us listen only to the words, not the meanings. Then let us change the words he dislikes the meanings of to only sounds.



Seriously Magus, this isn't that kind of place.

[P3nT4gR4m]

This forum is where the cool kids hang out.

You wanna be here then step the fuck up.

We want to like noobs but it doesn't happen very often.

Most humans are crap.

If you can't stand up to a bit of light hearted hazing and having to wear the noob hat for a while then you probably aren't the droids we're looking for.

[LMNO]

OK, Silly, now you're just acting like a pompous dick.

[P3nT4gR4m]

OK, Silly, now you're just acting like a pompous dick.

Two words - modus operandi

I'm sick of fuckers who think they have the god given right to communicate with me and not get abuse hurled back at them.

What kind of walter mitty bullshit has this guy got going on?

[Cain]

STFU N00B!